Were you traumatized by ‘Growing Up on Broadway’ too?

Growing Up on Broadway

The year was 1991. I was ten years old and in the fifth grade at Hick­ory Ele­men­tary School in the small (back then), pic­turesque town of Bel Air, Mary­land, where I still live today. It was our last week of school, which as any kid in the Amer­i­can pub­lic school sys­tem knows, is usu­ally filled with […]

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Why isn’t there a dubstep remix of the Fraggle Rock Theme?

Fraggle Rock Dubstep

I’m dis­ap­pointed in you, Inter­net. There’s dub­step remixes for prac­ti­cally every song in exis­tence except, evi­dently, the Frag­gle Rock Theme , for which my Google search turned up zero results. The Wub Machine to the res­cue: The Wub Machine is a free app that lets you eas­ily cre­ate dub­step (or Elec­tro House or Drum & […]

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Hostess Going Out of Business (Or Why the Turtle Pudding Pies Comeback Won’t Happen)

Hostess Going Out of Business

Things are not going well for the pre-processing pur­vey­ors of Twinkies and Won­der Bread. Host­ess Brands is  hem­or­rhag­ing money , or as MassLive reports: Host­ess Brands Inc. has warned states nation­wide that it may close its oper­a­tions and lay off all employ­ees this sum­mer. In Con­necti­cut, the com­pany has noti­fied the state that it may lay off all 187 […]

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Latest ‘Quantum Conundrum’ Trailer is Also a Science Lesson

Quantum Conundrum Trailer

Quan­tum Conun­drum , the upcom­ing first-person action/puzzle game from Air­tight Games  (and designed by Kim Swift, one of the lead design­ers who gave the world the amaz­ing­ness that is Por­tal ) has a new trailer out today that will give you a very sci­encey les­son about time and physics. It’s SCIENCE! There’s a Dimen­sion for That… […]

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The ‘Game of Thrones’ Theme As Performed by Floppy Disk Drives

Game of Thrones Theme - Floppy Disk Drive

It was just a mat­ter of time before the Game of Thrones theme got the singing floppy disk drive treat­ment, which is a YouTube trend where groups of these oth­er­wise dis­pos­able old com­puter parts are painstak­ingly cal­i­brated to per­form famil­iar pieces of music, like ” Impe­r­ial March (of the Flop­pies) “ and ” Phan­tom of the […]

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Who is John Alvin and what does he have to do with your favorite movies?

John Alvin - Beloved Artist of Iconic Movie Posters

You might not know John Alvin by name, but if you’re a fan of movies like E.T , The Goonies , The Princess Bride , and The Lost Boys , you’re already famil­iar with him. He’s the artist behind many of the most iconic movie posters of the past 40 years, with a career that spans […]

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He-Man, Skeletor & Friends Sing Bohemian Rhapsody

He-Man Bohemian Rhapsody

There’s been a lot of Bohemian Rhap­sody mashups on YouTube, but at least He-Man has the cor­rect hair for it. This clip really needs no other introduction.

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Brutal, Stunning New Trailer for ‘The Last of Us’

The Last of Us - New Trailer

Top­ping my list of most antic­i­pated con­sole games this year is  The Last of Us , Naughty Dog’s upcom­ing highly-anticipated post-apocalyptic thriller for PS3 (exclu­sive). Every screen­shot and teaser we’ve got­ten for this game keeps out-doing itself in terms of visu­als, which are among the most gor­geous for any game I’ve ever seen, even surpassing […]

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Beautiful Bass Guitar Covers of ‘Gray Matter’ & ‘Gabriel Knight’ Themes

Guitar Cover of

Music is one of the most mem­o­rable things about Jane Jensen’s dark and mys­te­ri­ous adven­ture games, espe­cially the music in Gray Mat­ter and Gabriel Knight . Both games’ musi­cal scores were com­posed by the extra­or­di­nar­ily tal­ented Robert Holmes, who also hap­pens to be Jane’s hus­band. Cur­rently the pair are wrap­ping up the final three days […]

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The ‘Kingdom of Loathing’ Creators Have a KickStarter Project. You Should Back It! [Word Realms]

Word Realms - from the creators of Kingdom of Loathing

Hey, remem­ber King­dom of Loathing –the sim­plis­tic but fun (and funny as hell) free online RPG-that-makes-fun-of-other-RPGs drawn with stick fig­ures? Well it’s cre­ators have started up a new project on Kick­Starter called Word Realms , a mas­sively mul­ti­player online RPG that’s also a word game. Sounds crazy, right? You’ll do bat­tle by mak­ing words out […]

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The Skrillex Boardgame I Wish Was Real

Skrillex: The Boardgame

I was just say­ing yes­ter­day how I’ve (mostly) been try­ing to ignore the dub­step ear rape more com­monly known as Skrillex and the peo­ple who crank that shit up to 11. But that was before I dis­cov­ered the sick­ness that is  Ban­garang  which I’ve been lis­ten­ing to on repeat the past few days and no doubt […]

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ParaNorman is “John Carpenter Meets John Hughes” & Other ‘80s Coolness

ParaNorman

If Para­Nor­man , the upcom­ing stop-motion ani­mated zom­bie film from the same pro­duc­tion com­pany that did Cora­line , didn’t already seem like some­thing you want to watch imme­di­ately, the cre­ators have given us some new bits of cool to chew on: In a recent press inter­view , writer/director Chris But­ler and co-director Sam Fell said the […]

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Are you offended by this tentacle rape card game? [Updated]

Tentacle Bento = Tentacle Rape?

So appar­ently there’s a crowd­funded card game on Kick­Starter called Ten­ta­cle Bento , which recently sur­passed and more than dou­bled its $13,000 fundrais­ing goal and still has 24 days left in the cam­paign. Why is it so pop­u­lar? Well for one thing, it’s got plenty of super cute anime girls for you to ogle, and […]

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5 Geeky TV Shows I Wish Were Real

Pickers for Gamers

I’ll admit it: some­times I sit around and dream up fan­tasy TV show con­cepts. When you con­sume as much tele­vi­sion as I do, it takes a lot for a show to really grab you. ‘Course, it doesn’t help that I grow more cyn­i­cal and jaded with each pass­ing year, but I digress. Now, I’m not […]

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15 Dope Sega & Nintendo Rap Lyrics from Back in the Day

Biggie Super Nintendo

(By the way, are white girls allowed to say “dope”?) Rap’s love affair with video games is noth­ing new . Rap­pers have been drop­ping video game ref­er­ences since back in the day, which for me began in the late ‘80s and lasted through 1999, the year I grad­u­ated high school. Dur­ing that time I was raised […]

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Watch Tyrion Slap the Shit Out of Joffrey for 10 Minutes Straight

Joffrey Gets Slapped

This video of Tyrion Lan­nis­ter slap­ping the shit out of Prince Jof­frey is pretty much the great­est Game of Thrones video on YouTube.  It comes cour­tesy of Wes­t­eros Tales , who you should thank for really cap­tur­ing  the spirit of the moment and allow­ing all of us to vic­ar­i­ously live out our Joffrey-slapping fan­tasies. On a related […]

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Go Exploring in Mysterious ‘Gone Home’ Game

Gone Home

The upcom­ing Gone Home is an awfully adventure-ish look­ing  game by the newly launched Full­bright Com­pany , which was started by three ex-Bioshock devel­op­ers. Gone Home has been in devel­op­ment for sev­eral months and will be the company’s first game. I say “adven­tureish” because the game is described as “a mys­te­ri­ous explo­ration game set in a […]

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Rumor: Is ‘Gabriel Knight 4′ in the works? [Mystery Game X]

Gabriel Knight 4

In her lat­est video update for Kick­Starter, adven­ture game designer Jane Jensen dropped a huge bomb­shell on her fans: Her new community-supported game stu­dio, Pinker­ton Road (which recently achieved a $300K fundrais­ing goal on Kick­Starter to pro­duce its first game  Moe­bius ) will be pro­duc­ing a sec­ond game this year, code-named “Mys­tery Game X.” Rumors are […]

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Why I’m Sad Today: Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48

Adam Yauch Dead at 48

via  Scoop.it — ShezCrafti It’s a sad day for Beastie Boys fans.  Rolling Stone reports: Adam Yauch, one-third of the pio­neer­ing hip-hop group the Beastie Boys, has died at the age of 48, Rolling Stone has learned. Yauch, also known as MCA, had been in treat­ment for can­cer since 2009. The rap­per was diag­nosed in […]

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’21 Jump Street’ is Surprisingly Not Terrible, Almost Makes Me Pee

21 Jump Street

The orig­i­nal  21 Jump Street was one of those ‘80s shows that seemed really cool at the time but look­ing back on it nowa­days you’re embar­rassed you ever liked it. It’s worth watch­ing for the glimpse at Johnny Depp’s early, pre-superstardom career and per­haps as a fun stroll down Regret­table ‘80s Fash­ion Lane, but not much else. So […]

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