21 Red-iculous, Random Things About Me

The color of the day is red, like Honey Boo Boo’s neck. Or cats dressed like lobsters . Or the ex-Power Ranger who does gay porn now ‚ and other awful red things you would have probably never thought of on your own. You’re welcome.

This week The League threw down a red photo challenge . I accepted. I even came up with the word “red-iculous” just for you guys.

I went all through my house to find as many red things as I could, excluding decorations because that shit’s boring and nobody wants to see photos of that. So that left me with a bunch of random red crap I had no idea how to tie together in a blog post, until I got the brilliant (or totally lame–I haven’t decided which yet) idea to do this:

21 Red-iculous, Random Things
(You Might Not Know) About Me

21 Things About Me

Kiss a little longer with Big Red.

Shit. Why didn’t I think of that commercial before I started this post? Oh well.

Wondering what this is all about? This week’s assignment from The League of Extraordinary Bloggers was a photo challenge: I’m seeing red! Here’s how my fellow Leaguers interpreted the topic:

Fortune & Glory Days shows off a great collection of red action figures.
Flashlights Are Something to Eat listens to Redd Foxx. On vinyl!
Nemesis Complex asks Red Skull, “What If?”
That Figures plays with a bunch of rad, red, retro toys. (Say that 5 times fast!)
The Thirtyish Year Old Boy found a bunch of random red things around the house too.
Henchgirl argues for the awesomeness of Dex-Starr, because cats.
The Combat Workshop treats us to dinner and a movie (both involving red things).
Neato Coolville ‘s photo of red things is totally rad. (Viewmaster! Bubblegum! YESSSSSS.)
Toyriffic also loves Dex-Starr!
Over at Branded in the 80s , things are getting bloody.

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Will

Why haven’t we drawn up a Sister Wives contract for you yet? Seriously! You’re probably better than me at Guitar Hero but not my wife. She’s pretty badass in that game. And Redd’s is MY favorite non-beer alcoholic drink. But you know Austin St. John isn’t really a gay porn star. The same folks who spread that rumor were the “Xuxa did Swedish porn” folks. That Red Ranger is actually an EMT in Northern VA. The porn guy just kinda looks like him and cashed in on that.
http://www.shezcrafti.com/ ShezCrafti

Dammit Will. My day was going better when I believed the Red Ranger was a professional meat spinner. Thanks for ruining all my fun.

I need something new and equally scandalous to latch onto now. What’s Danny from Hey Dude up to these days?
Kal

Wow. I am totally digging these visuals you have been making lately. You make me want to learn this technique for all the pictures I post. Good on you for taking your game to a new level. Plus that pic of you is very cute.
http://www.shezcrafti.com/ ShezCrafti

Thanks! I’ll take the compliment for now, even though it’s just a matter of time before you guys figure out I’m more style than substance.
http://www.poprewind.com/ Pop Rewind

I have Harry Potter and Blues Clues bandaids right now… I get the side eye at work whenever I show up with one. I think they’re just jealous.
http://www.brandedinthe80s.com/ Shawn Robare

Used Car salesmen. Seriously, look it up…
http://tophatsasquatch.com/ Tommy Day

Awesome post, and thank god that Red Ranger thing is a rumor, because he was like my hero growing up. His Wikipedia page shows he hasn’t aged well:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_St._John
http://OldSchool.tblog.com/ OldSchool80s

Love your creative interpretation of the assignment! But how did you not know the red ghost’s name is “Blinky”???
http://www.shezcrafti.com/ ShezCrafti

I knew they were Blinky Pinky Inky and Clyde I could just never remember which one is which. I suck balls at Pac-Man, anyway. Ask me to name all the Koopa Kids instead!
http://www.shezcrafti.com/ ShezCrafti

He looks like a guy who’s had too much to drink who’d try to pick me up in a bar, never mentioning the wife and kids he’s got at home.
http://www.shezcrafti.com/ ShezCrafti

That’s the kind of thing I promote people for.
Howie Decker

You have a sai necklace. Dope.
http://goodwillhunting4geeks.blogspot.com/ The Goodwill Geek

Have you ever played Cards Against Humanity? I know it obviously isn’t red… but it’s Apples to Apples for horrible grown-ups.
Richard A

Red Dead is still probably my all time favorite Xbox game. Cool list! Lol @ the mushroom!
jboypacman

Apples To Apples! Me and the wife play that one with friends and family.
http://www.shezcrafti.com/ ShezCrafti

Of course I have, because I am, indeed, a horrible grown-up. I blogged about it last summer: http://shezcrafti.com/i-can-already-tell-cards-against-humanity-is-going-to-be-awesome/
Grey

Excellent post!
http://www.shezcrafti.com/ ShezCrafti

Thanks!
http://www.brandedinthe80s.com/ Shawn Robare

Also, just because he’s an EMT doesn’t mean he doesn’t do gay porn. Double that negative into some positive hopeful gay porn. There are many ways to save lives is all I’m saying…
https://twitter.com/WallCrawlinHero Wesley Hampton

I’d say I’d like to challenge your Guitar Hero claim, but I stopped being competitive about that game when Rock Band came out. I have much more fun just rocking out with my band (Orphans of Mordor in case you were wondering, and I know you were) and my guitar skills have severely slacked since I mostly switched to drums or vocals and stopped playing guitar as regularly.

You know, I’ve never thought about a Marauder’s prequel content to let the series end as it was written, but that would actually be a really awesome addition to the story. I’m holding out for this supposed encyclopedia she’s compiling from all her notes. Rah-rah-Ravenclaw, bitches!
http://twitter.com/dudemcgrude Dude McGrude

please tell me you sing this song… http://vimeo.com/56602082
http://www.shezcrafti.com/ ShezCrafti

Well yeah, that was the implied joke I was attempting to make. (Dip dip dip sweeeeeeeeatshirt.…)
http://twitter.com/dudemcgrude Dude McGrude

alright, alright… i should have known better than to challenge your knowledge of ‘90s entertainment. On the flip side, i would have blown your mind had you not known. The lesson i learned here is that i love that song. O’DOYLE RULES!!!
http://www.shezcrafti.com/ ShezCrafti

Oh, there’s plenty of 90s entertainment knowledge I lack. But it just so happens I minored in Early Adam Sandler.
http://www.shezcrafti.com/ ShezCrafti

Me too, really. Rock Band is a superior game. But you see, I don’t have a red Rock Band guitar.
Kal

girl, I have been coasting on style over substance for years now. I don’t see anything like the graphics you do in my sphere of vision.

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