Patrick Bateman wants to show you his Pokemon.

If you listened to the latest episode of the Cult Film Club podcast, you know I’m a huge American Psycho fan and ranked it #1 on my list of favorite cult films of all time. And just from a casual look around this blog, you know I love all things Nintendo. So I nearly shit a brick when this deleted scene surfaced in my feed today, which re-cuts the infamous business card scene into a Pokemon-showing dick-measuring contest.

Oh my God. It even has a watermark.

For a little more context, this scene was supposed to be included as a fun extra on Lionsgate’s 10th Anniversary Blu-ray release of the film, which never panned out. And now that I know this, I’m pretty upset. Like, murder my co-worker with an axe while listening to Huey Lewis upset.

[via Robot Mutant]

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