Archived entries for WANT!

Fairy Quest’ Comic Comes to KickStarter (and Takes My Money)

Yet another awe­some Kick­Starter project that just makes me want to start throw­ing money at the com­puter screen:

Fairy Quest Outlaws

Fairy Quest: Out­laws is the first book of the Fable­wood saga, a long-term project and col­lab­o­ra­tion between renown comic indus­try vet­er­ans Hum­berto Ramos and Paul Jenk­ins , the cre­ative team behind Mar­vel Comics’  Spec­tac­u­lar Spider-Man and Peter Parker: Spider-Man , and Rev­e­la­tions.   The pair describes their work on Fairy Quest as “a labor of love.”

The book first appeared as a lim­ited edi­tion hard­bound run in 2011 and imme­di­ately sold out of its 1000-copy print run after just two con­ven­tion appear­ances.  The cre­ators have taken to Kick­Starter to self-publish and raise fund­ing for a sec­ond print run, in the form of this beau­ti­fully bound hard­cover edition:

Fairy Quest Comic Hardcover Book

Back­ers who pledge $30 or more will receive the book, but for $40 you’ll get a signed and num­bered copy.  The visu­als in this book are absolutely gor­geous. Ramo’s amaz­ing art­work leaps off the page with Leonardo Olea’s bril­liant col­or­ing. To see more, check out this  6-page pre­view .

What is Fairy Quest?

If you’re unfa­mil­iar with the story of Fairy Quest, here’s a snip­pet from Comic Book Resources’ recent inter­view with cre­ator Hum­berto Ramos:

“Fairy Quest: Out­laws  is the first of four books that tells the story of the Fable­wood King­dom, a place where all the fairy tale sto­ries exist for one sole pur­pose: to tell their story. Every day they have to go to “work” and replay the sto­ries every mom or dad read to their kids at bed­time. Life is quiet and sim­ple if you fol­low this sim­ple com­mand: “Do not deviate.”

But well, things are about to get shaken up a lit­tle in Fable­wood because some of the inhab­i­tants aren’t happy any­more fol­low­ing the rules. Take Lit­tle Red and Mr. Woof, who both decide they wanted to stop being ene­mies and become friends; not a big deal, right? Every­body wants to have a true friend for like, but in Fable­wood this is a prob­lem… a big one.

So sud­denly Lit­tle Red and Mr. Woof turn from the most dear­est of Fablewood’s inhab­i­tants to dan­ger­ous out­laws, and they find out the only way to keep their trea­sured friend­ship is to leave the kingdom.

That’s where their jour­ney begins.”

(via CBR )

This makes the third Kick­Starter project in as many months that I’ve pledged. Can this be con­sid­ered an addiction?

13 Unique Etsy Finds Inspired by ‘Labyrinth’

I was cruis­ing around on Etsy today (as I often tend to do when I have  money burn­ing a hole in my pocket) and came across some pretty awe­some hand­made cre­ations inspired by the great­est 80’s fan­tasy film,  Labyrinth.   Below is a sam­pling of the most inter­est­ing items I could find, which range from cute to creepy.

Now hurry up, because you’ve only got 13 hours left to solve the labyrinth.

Cus­tom ‘Jareth’ Doll

Sure it’s a lit­tle creepy, but kinda cute at the same time.  At least CavingInn man­aged to get the size of David Bowie’s pack­age cor­rect, which I’m sure is the pri­mary rea­son why some­one would pur­chase this one-of-a-kind Jareth doll in the first place.  Er—that is, from what I hear.

Custom OOAK Jareth Doll inspired by Labyrinth

“You have no power over me!” Framed Artwork

With this framed typog­ra­phy quote from BearAn­dRo­bot, you’ll never have trou­ble remem­ber­ing this line again.

You Have No Power Over Me framed print inspired by Labyrinth

‘Sarah’ Costume

Sarah was rock­ing the puffy shirt long before Sein­feld. FaerySpell­Cre­ations made this bil­lowy  cus­tom blouse and vest inspired by Sarah’s out­fit in the film.  I rec­om­mend pair­ing it with jeans and cheap plas­tic jew­elry to get the full effect.

Sarah's Shirt Vest Costume inspired by Labyrinth

Adorable Stuffed ‘Ludo’

This lit­tle guy is a hand­made cre­ation of felt and fur by Pelu­dossa, who some­how man­aged to make Ludo even more adorable than he already is.

 

Plush OOAK Handmade Ludo inspired by Labyrinth

Hand Sewn ‘Wild Gang’ Plush

With one of these hand sewn fire gob­lins by Pelu­dossa , you can “chilly down with the Wild Gang” (what­ever the hell that means) until you remem­ber you’ve  got a baby brother to save.  Sadly, the stuffed ver­sion doesn’t have a remov­able head.

Wild Gang Firey Plush inspired by Labyrinth

‘Junk Lady’ Hand­made Art Doll

The Junk Lady was one of the coolest gob­lins in the film, and hap­pens to also be one of the coolest items on this list.  For $100, JunkPunkshop will hand­craft an orig­i­nal, one-of-a-kind gob­lin hag made of poly­mer clay who car­ries around all sorts of mis­cel­la­neous house­hold objects on her back.

Junk Lady OOAK Art Doll inspired by Labyrinth

‘Jareth’ Pen­dant & Mas­quer­ade Pin

There’s such a sad love deep in David Bowie’s heav­ily lined and mascara’d eyes…  These beau­ti­ful jew­elry pieces by The­Black­Em­po­rium were inspired by the film’s dreamy mas­quer­ade scene.

Jareth Masquerade Pendant inspired by Labyrinth

‘Hog­gle’ Doll Knit Pattern

Knit your own vertically-challenged, anti-social gob­lin com­pan­ion with one of AprilDraven’s Hog­gle knit­ting pat­terns .  This one won’t try to poi­son you or pee in your fountain.

Hoggle Knit Doll Pattern inspired by Labyrinth

“‘Ello!” Worm Hand­made Ring

Now here’s a Labyrinth worm acces­sory that’s more to scale. With this adorable hand­made,  hand painted ring from Art­ByAelia, you can lit­er­ally wrap Labyrinth’s cutest char­ac­ter around your lit­tle finger.

Ello Worm Handmade Sculpted Ring inspired by Labyrinth

Dis­en­chanted ‘Door Knocker’ Pin

Knock and the door will open! (Pro­vided you haven’t pissed it off.)  Be a won­der­ful con­ver­sa­tional com­pan­ion with this hand sculpted gob­lin pin from froudian artist Trollflings.

Door Knocker Sculpture inspired by Labyrinth

‘Magic Dance’ Cat Colllar

What’s more fun than watch­ing Labyrinth ? Watch­ing Labyrinth while humil­i­at­ing your cat. You and kitty can dance magic dance in style with one of these bitchin’ cat col­lars from FurButtons.

Dance Magic Dance Cat Collar inspired by Labyrinth

‘Bog of Eter­nal Stench’ Scented Oil

I’m not sure I want to know what The Bog of Eter­nal Stench smells like, but for a mere $3.50 you adven­tur­ous types can pur­chase a vial of scented oil from rose­mary­grace  that smells just like…like…OH WHO CARES WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE, IT’S THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH!

Bog of Eternal Stench scented oil inspired by Labyrinth

‘Stu­pid Baby’ Pin

This hilar­i­ous Labyrinth pin by The­Car­bon­Cru­sader says it all. Now go say the magic words again.

Funny Pin inspired by Labyrinth

Hon­or­able mention:

In what can only be described as the most majes­tic work of art I have ever laid eyes upon, “The Gob­lin King’s Cross­ing” is a cus­tom oil paint­ing by Uni­cor­natopia of Jareth rid­ing a uni­corn, hold­ing aloft his mighty power crys­tal while famil­iar Labyrinth dwellers look on with unabashed awe.
"Goblin King's Crossing" Framed Print inspired by Labyrinth

The 2011 Video Games I’m Most Looking Forward To

Some years just plain suck for video games; when there’s hardly any inter­est­ing new titles to look for­ward to, and the hype sur­round­ing big releases turns out to be more excit­ing than the actual game.  2011 is not going to be one of those years .

At the begin­ning of every year, I like to make a list of all the upcom­ing games I want to play and HOLY SHIT  this year is going to be awe­some (not to men­tion expen­sive).  Here’s what I’m look­ing for­ward to the most (as in, I will go out of my way to get these games on release day), in order of release date:

Dragon Age II

Release Date: March 8, 2011
Platform(s): PC, PlaySta­tion 3, Xbox 360

Set in the same world of Thedas, this sequel to Dragon Age: Ori­gins takes place in a dif­fer­ent region of the map called the Free Marches.  Play­ers take on the role of Hawke, a sur­vivor of the Blight and Cham­pion of Kirk­wall who rises to power through­out the game, which spans a decade.  One really inter­est­ing fea­ture is that the player can import data from Dragon Age: Ori­gins which will reflect choices that the player made in the orig­i­nal game.  One of the major things play­ers com­plained about in Ori­gins were the graph­ics.  So far, screen­shots have promised to be a major improvement.

Black Mir­ror 3: Final Fear

Release Date: April 12, 2011
Platform(s): PC

The third and final chap­ter of the The Black Mir­ror point-and-click adven­ture hor­ror series for PC picks up where the sec­ond game ends. Play­ers return as pro­tag­o­nist Dar­ren Michaels, who is haunted by the generations-old curse that runs through his bloodline.

Red Johnson’s Chronicles

Release Date: TBA, Spring 2011
Platform(s): PlaySta­tion 3

This PS3 exclu­sive promises to be a cross between the CSI and P rofes­sor Lay­ton titles in terms of game­play, with beau­ti­ful, styl­is­tic graph­ics that take full advan­tage of the PS3 hard­ware. You play as Red, a pri­vate eye inves­ti­gat­ing a high pro­file mur­der in a gritty, urban set­ting akin to New York City. This may turn out to be the most adventure-ish adven­ture game yet for PS3!

Por­tal 2

Release Date: April 18, 2011
Platform(s): PC, PlaySta­tion 3, Xbox 360

Por­tal was the sur­prise hit of 2007, and fans of the orig­i­nal game have been clam­or­ing for a sequel ever since.  In Por­tal 2, play­ers return to the Aper­ture Sci­ence facil­ity to find it dilap­i­dated and will again face rig­or­ous phys­i­cal tests as we help to rebuild.  We can expect the same inno­v­a­tive style of physics-based puz­zle game­play that made the orig­i­nal so great.

L.A. Noire

Release Date: May 17, 2011
Platform(s): PlaySta­tion 3, Xbox 360

Set in a very real­is­tic 1947 Los Ange­les cre­ated as a visual homage to 1940s noir films, L.A. Noire will have play­ers solv­ing mur­der mys­ter­ies in an open-ended, sand­box style envi­ron­ment.  Rock­star promises to deliver “a vio­lent crime thriller that blends breath­tak­ing action with true detec­tive work to deliver an unprece­dented inter­ac­tive expe­ri­ence.”  If this game turns out to be any­where near as good as Red Dead Redemp­tion , I think we can safely put it in the run­ning for Game of the Year.

ICO / Shadow of the Colos­sus HD Collection

Release Date: Q1/Q2 2011
Platform(s): PlaySta­tion 3

Orig­i­nally released on PlaySta­tion 2, ICO and its spir­i­tual suc­ces­sor Shadow of the Colos­sus are con­sid­ered to be two of the most impor­tant games in terms of artis­tic expres­sion and emo­tional response.  Fans of the orig­i­nals as well as new play­ers who want to expe­ri­ence these jour­neys for the first time will be treated to a high-definition remake for the PS3 that will also sup­port 3D.

The Last Guardian

Release Date: Q4 2011
Platform(s): PlaySta­tion 3

The newest Team ICO title that fans of ICO and Shadow of the Colos­sus are eagerly await­ing, The Last Guardian will share the same styl­is­tic, the­matic, and game­play ele­ments of its predecessors.

Alice: Mad­ness Returns

Release Date: Q4 2011
Platform(s): PC, PlaySta­tion 3, Xbox 360

If you were a fan of Amer­i­can McGee’s crit­i­cally acclaimed Alice game for PC, no doubt that this upcom­ing sequel—also designed by Amer­i­can McGee—is on your radar.  Tak­ing place 11 years after the events in the first game, Alice relo­cates from Rut­ledge Asy­lum to the care of a psy­chi­a­trist in Lon­don where she con­tin­ues to strug­gle with real­ity, slips back into mad­ness and returns a Won­der­land over­rid­den with evil.

Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception

Release Date: Novem­ber 1, 2011
Platform(s): Playsta­tion 3

I con­sider Uncharted and its first sequel two of the best games I have ever played—and I have played a lot of games.  I can’t even begin to imag­ine how devel­oper Naughty Dog will be able to top itself with this third install­ment.  The game is set pri­mar­ily against the arid, desert back­drop of  the Ara­bian Penin­sula as pro­tag­o­nist Nathan Drake goes in search of the leg­endary lost city, Iram of the Pil­lars.  The story will focus heav­ily on the friend­ship between Drake and his men­tor and fre­quent trav­el­ing com­pan­ion Vic­tor Sullivan.

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Release Date: Novem­ber 11, 2011
Platform(s): PC, PlaySta­tion 3, Xbox 360

Tak­ing place two-hundred years after the events of Elder Scrolls IV: Obliv­ion (which, btw, if you haven’t played it, shame on you),  Skyrim returns play­ers to Tam­riel, which has erupted into civil war. Play­ers take on the role of the last-surviving Dovahkiin (trans­la­tion: “Drag­onborn”) to save the world from Alduin, god of destruc­tion.   As in pre­vi­ous Elder Scrolls games, I expect an adven­ture of epic pro­por­tions.  The lat­est issue of Game­In­former has a GORGEOUS 10-page spread pre­view of this game, and it looks absolutely stunning.

I Am Alive

Release Date: TBA, 2011
Platform(s): PC, PlaySta­tion 3, Xbox 360, Nin­tendo Wii

A new, orig­i­nal (read: non-sequel) title that I’m really excited about.  A major earth­quake has destroyed Chicago and sep­a­rated it from the main­land.  Your goal is to sur­vive the apocalyptic-like sur­round­ings by for­ag­ing for food and water, and ward­ing off enemies—other human beings who threaten your own sur­vival.  Oh yeah, and you’re also try­ing to find and res­cue your miss­ing girl­friend, too.  The game has been in devel­op­ment since 2005 and suf­fered numer­ous set­backs, but is planned to be released some­time this year.

The Leg­end of Zelda: Sky­ward Sword

Release Date: TBA, 2011
Platform(s): Nin­tendo Wii

2011 is a pretty piti­ful year for Wii games, with not many new titles on the hori­zon.  But a new Zelda game, typ­i­cally her­alded by Zelda fans like the sec­ond com­ing, could make up for it. (Though I’m keep­ing my expec­ta­tions in check due to the dis­ap­point­ment that was Metroid: Other M .)

Dia­blo III

Release Date: TBA, 2011
Platform(s): PC

Bliz­zard has yet to announce a release date for its much-anticipated hack & slash sequel, but most fans of Bliz­zard games are accus­tomed to wait­ing. I just hope not for too much longer!

Child of Eden

Release Date: TBA, 2011
Platform(s): PlaySta­tion 3, Xbox 360

Remem­ber the shoot­ing game Rez ?  (And how amaz­ing it was?)  Devel­oper Tet­suya Mizuguchi, the man who gave us Rez, returns with a new game sim­i­lar in con­cept and game­play.  Like Rez, the game­play will be a har­monic fusion of sound, vision and touch as play­ers rhyth­mi­cally shoot at var­i­ous tar­gets that pro­duce melodic sounds when destroyed.  I can’t wait to expe­ri­ence it in glo­ri­ous HD on my 60″ Mitsubishi.

Dead Island

Release Date: TBA, 2011
Platform(s): PC, PlaySta­tion 3, Xbox 360

When I first heard about Dead Island —a zom­bie sur­vival hor­ror FPS set on a deserted island—I dis­missed it as just another zom­bie game. But that was before I saw this trailer .

What games are you really look­ing for­ward to this year?

CircBoard Makes Typing on Game Consoles Faster, Less Annoying

From the “Why Hasn’t Any­body Thought of this Before?” department…

Typ­ing on video game con­soles is usu­ally a huge pain in the ass. Cir­cboard is a new on-screen key­board con­cept that wants to make your life eas­ier. Typ­i­cally, on-screen key­boards, like one 360 or PS3, try to emu­late a QWERTY key­board, and the process of “typ­ing” involves a lot of visual hunt and peck. And it’s slooooooooow.

Watch the Cir­cBoard Demo:

CircBoard’s con­cept is sim­ple, yet bril­liant. I like that its devel­op­ers adapted typ­ing to gam­ing, not the other way around. CircBoard’s method of typ­ing is more native to how con­trollers func­tion, and seems like it would be easy to learn. I could see typ­ing with Cir­cBoard eas­ily becom­ing sec­ond nature—like which spell com­bi­na­tions I cast in Oblivion.

Why not just buy a USB key­board, you say? Well, for one thing, I’d pre­fer not to have extra gam­ing periph­er­als clut­ter­ing up my liv­ing room. Two, I’m a fan of things that just work , and Cir­cBoard seems like an ele­gant solu­tion to a com­mon annoy­ance. It would make YouTube surf­ing from my couch a hel­luva lot easier.

I hope one day soon to see a solu­tion like Cir­cBoard on my next-gen console!

How do you manage your ever-growing media wish list?

WANTED:  A bet­ter solu­tion for dis­cov­er­ing and con­sum­ing new media.  First things first:  It seems inap­pro­pri­ate to call what I’m talk­ing about a “wish list” because…

A) I don’t nec­es­sar­ily intend to shop for and pur­chase said media , nor do I always want to receive it as a gift.  While there’s a bunch of great, free tools out there like Amazon’s Wish List and Wish Radar , these tools are geared more toward mak­ing a pur­chase and not mere consumption.

B) Most wish list tools are shopping-based and don’t cater well to old media like out-of-print books, hard-to-find movies, or retro/legacy games on dead plat­forms.  And what about obscure TV shows never released on DVD?  Try adding Out of this World to your Ama­zon wish list.

C) The media I’m inter­ested in isn’t always released yet. I often put upcom­ing movies, books, albums, and games on my list that may be a year or more away from a release date.  How do you account for these types of things using a wish list sys­tem that is based on available/purchasable products?

In short, my media wish list is more like a “To Do” list. I have a “To Play” list for games; a “To Watch” list for movies and TV shows; a “To Read” list for books; and a “To Lis­ten” list for new artists and album I want to check out.  I don’t nec­es­sar­ily call all these dif­fer­ent lists “To _______ Lists,” but that’s essen­tially what they are.  Their sole pur­pose is to help me dis­cover new media and keep it on my radar until I’ve had time to watch it, play it, read it, or lis­ten to it.

So how do I keep up with it all? Here is my system…of sorts:

1.  Post-Its and Paper Scraps I am per­pet­u­ally writ­ing notes-to-self on Post-Its and paper scraps con­tain­ing unor­ga­nized, off-the-cuff lists of things I’ve heard about or read about in my online and offline trav­els.  For exam­ple, if I’m brows­ing a gamer forum and some user rec­om­mends a game that sounds like I might enjoy, I’ll write its name down, per­haps along­side a short note that lends some help­ful con­text like: “Shadow of the Comet (PC) — Love­craft­ian AG.”  If I hear a song I like on the radio while I’m out some­where, I’ll try to scrib­ble down lyrics so I can look it up later.  By the end of any given week, my mes­sen­ger bag’s outer pocket con­tains a stash of folded, wadded-up notes that I’ll later re-visit and add to my wish list(s), then toss the paper.

2.  Google Docs My actual media wish list is a series of Google Docs con­tain­ing sep­a­rate lists for Movies/TV Shows, Music, Games, and Books.  These are, of course, neater than my hand­writ­ten notes but still pretty raw and orga­nized.  Also, there’s no real sense of pri­or­ity.  Depend­ing on the list, I might add some extra info, like release date/year for movies, plat­form and genre for games, etc.  I like stor­ing this info in Google Docs because I can access and man­age my lists as eas­ily as I do email.  Per­haps one day I’ll grad­u­ate to a more sophis­ti­cated Google Spread­sheet, but the Docs get me by for now.

3.  Plan-Ahead Shop­ping & Stream­ing  When I’m in the mood and can make the time to actu­ally watch/play/read/listen to some­thing, I’ll browse through my wish list(s) ahead of time and pick what­ever looks appetizing…followed by a trip to the store, library, Net­flix , iTunes, XBMC, tor­rent site, or wher­ever it is that I might pur­chase or down­load it.

4. Reviews, Rec­om­men­da­tions, & Taste Engines — Need­less to say, my media wish list is never empty, but it also doesn’t just con­tain things I stum­ble upon.  I will often seek out and dis­cover new media by con­sult­ing a per­son­al­ized arse­nal of review sites, rec­om­men­da­tion sites, and taste engines that includes Net­flix, Jinni , GoodReads , Ama­zon , GamerDNA , just to name a few.  Then there’s the count­less review and pre­view blogs that entice me to pile it on even thicker.  I do get a lot of gen­uinely great rec­om­men­da­tions this way, but as always, it seems more gets added to my lists vs. gets removed.

What this all this boils down to is that I’m approach­ing a state of media over­load and I need a bet­ter way to cope with it. Short of quit­ting my job and devot­ing all day to play­ing video games and watch­ing movies (a girl can dream, can’t she?), I need a bet­ter solu­tion that will track, pri­or­i­tize, remind me about, and remem­ber all this media that I plan to con­sume, whether it’s old, new, or unre­leased.  Is there a sin­gle sys­tem out there that can do all this?

The com­ments are wide open to your sug­ges­tions, app rec­om­men­da­tions, and/or pithy remarks about my being a media junkie with no life who needs help!

Geeky Gamer Jewelry on Etsy

As the site says on its home­page, Etsy is the place to buy and sell all things hand­made.  Here is a show­case of some of the coolest geeky gamer jew­elry I’ve found there, and the awe­some sell­ers who make it:

pixel-party-etsy-seller

Pix­e­lated good­ness from an aptly-named seller,  Pixel Party offers charm bracelets, cuf­flinks, ear­rings, and more in the clas­sic 8-bit style of your favorite video games.

hyrule-hero-cufflinks pac-man-love-bracelet tetris-cufflinks

gamer-gear-store-etsy-seller

The Gamer Gear Store sells unique-looking hand-sculpted pieces from “all school” video games, as well as other great geeky gear inspired by vin­tage comics and movies.

wario-necklace gears-of-war-skull-necklace xbox-360-pink-controller-necklace

the-clay-collection-etsy-seller

The Clay Col­lec­tion sells super cute minia­ture poly­mer clay ver­sions of your favorite video game acces­sories, hard­ware, and characters.

portal-companion-cube-cufflinks bob-omb-cufflinks nintendo-light-gun-earrings

candy-corn-studios-etsy-seller

For those who want to wear their D20s instead of just rolling ‘em, Candy Corn Stu­dios sells beau­ti­ful, wear­able art made with the real thing.

d20-jade-necklace d20-clear-earrings d10-green-earrings

omegazoid-etsy-seller

I really heart the jew­elry that Omega­zoid sells.  Sim­ple plas­tic beads emu­late that 8-bit pixel look perfectly.

zelda-heart-meter-pin 1up-mushroom-pin boo-ghost-pin

charlie-carter-creations-etsy-seller

The two ladies behind Char­lie Carter Cre­ations sell awe­some clay jew­elry based on video games, and other geeky stuff like Futu­rama, Mup­pets, and child­hood toys.

mario-charm-bracelet bullet-bill-earrings pac-man-earrings

Know of any other great Etsy sell­ers, or do you make and sell geeky/gamer jew­el­ery too?  Leave me a link to your store in the com­ments and I’ll add it to my list!

Who knew zombies could be so adorable?

Plants vs. Zombies Plants vs. Zom­bies is a new game by Pop­Cap that will be released on May 5th.  You can  sign up on the Pop­Cap web­site to play the game before the pub­lic release, plus get a 10% dis­count for the Mac or PC ver­sion.  Will the game be as awe­some as the music video?  Cute zom­bies and singing flowers—I don’t see how it could go wrong.

10 Gifts for Geeks for $10 or Less

With Christ­mas right around the cor­ner, I thought it would be fun (and hope­fully help­ful) to put together a list of inex­pen­sive gift ideas for geeks, all for under $10. (And I’m not going to cheat and men­tion $10 gift cards, either!)

Pocket LED Flash­light

Pocket LED Flashlight

May it be a light to you in dark places…”

Every geek needs a good flash­light, and even bet­ter if it fits in our pocket!  Great for wran­gling with hard-to-see com­puter con­nec­tions or ven­tur­ing behind our A/V sys­tems to con­nect new gear, a bright LED flash­light is a must-have.  X-treme Geek sells a nice mini LED flash­light for just $9.99.

Bat­ter­ies

Batteries

Geek Power-Ups

If there is one uni­ver­sal truth, it’s that geeks can ALWAYS use more bat­ter­ies.  Between our wire­less key­boards, wire­less mouses, dig­i­tal cam­eras, wire­less game con­trollers, A/V remotes, Nin­tendo DSs, PSPs, laser point­ers, giz­mos, gadgets–wait, what was I say­ing?  Oh right: MOAR BATTERIES!  You can’t go wrong giv­ing geeks a nice big pack of AA or AAA bat­ter­ies.  A tad imper­sonal, but extremely prac­ti­cal and def­i­nitely appreciated–particularly dur­ing those moments we real­ize our bat­tery sup­ply is crit­i­cally low and we dread thought of actu­ally get­ting up to change the channel.

Sharpies

Sharpies

For Your Sharpie Fetish

We love our Sharpies .  They’re great for every­thing from label­ing the lat­est disc of pirated legally down­load­able soft­ware you burned to Sharpie-ing per­verse things all over your friend’s face when he falls asleep drunk on your couch. (Don’t ask.)  From Ultra Fine Points to Sharpie Minis to good ‘ol Orig­i­nal, there’s a Sharpie prod­uct in a wide range of col­ors for every geek’s Sharpie fetish.

Bliz­zard Authen­ti­ca­tor

Blizzard Authenticator

I CAN HAZ SECURITY?

Over 11 mil­lion peo­ple play World of War­craft.  Odds are you know at least one of them, and have no idea what to get them for Christ­mas.  The Bliz­zard Authen­ti­ca­tor is a must-have acces­sory for any­one that plays WoW.  It pro­tects their account from key­log­gers, tro­jans, and other mali­cious attacks.  It’s a great gift and for just $6.50, it’s also super inexpensive.

Mole­sk­ine Pocket Jour­nals

Moleskine Journal

Low-tech pro­duc­tiv­ity app!

The “leg­endary note­book used for the past two cen­turies” (if you believe their mar­ket­ing bull), Mole­sk­ine brand note­books are a favorite low-tech vice of writ­ers, artists, and geeks to cer­e­mo­ni­ously com­mit our thoughts and sketches to paper.  Though the full-size note­books are a bit pricey, you can score a pack of 3 cashier pocket Mole­sk­ines for about $8, blank or lined.  These pocket-sized jour­nals are per­fect for keep­ing in your pocket (shocker) to make quick lists or reg­is­ter ran­dom ideas on the fly.

Dice Set

Dice Set

Roll to see if you have a life…

For the D&D nerds, Magic play­ers, and board game geeks on your list, a set of shiny new dice makes for a very thought­ful and use­ful gift.  What’s your geek’s favorite color?  Odds are you can find a cool-looking set of dice to match.  Board Game Cen­tral has a great selec­tion of 6-sided and d20 dice sets all for under $10.

Caf­feine

Caffeine

Energy in a can!

Whether it’s in the form of cof­fee, chai tea, energy drinks, or soda, most of us geeks require an end­less sup­ply of caf­feine to help us through our late night cod­ing projects, marathon gam­ing ses­sions, and the abysmal work day that fol­lows.  Though cases of the really good stuff like Bawls and Jolt are on the pricey side, for less than $10 you can still give your geek a smaller-serving caf­feinated shot in the arm.  How about gift­ing a sam­pler of 20 oz. energy drinks, or a trio of cof­fees or teas?   Also try Pacific Chai , Mon­ster Energy , and there’s always Red Bull .

Comic Books

Comic Books

Mmm…new comic smell!

Comic books have evolved so much over the years, it’s per­haps more appro­pri­ate to think of them as read­able works of art than the hum­ble col­or­ful dis­trac­tions they used to be.  As the qual­ity has gone up, so has the price, but you can still walk into any comic shop and pick up some great new issues with that glo­ri­ous new comic smell for less than $10.  And with so many dif­fer­ent titles to choose from, you’re sure to find some­thing for every­one.  Who knows, you might even get your geek hooked on an awe­some new series.  There’s also manga for the Japanophile on your list.

Thinker Toys

Thinker Toys

FACT: Play­ing with toys helps you get work done.

Between writ­ing, brain­storm­ing, trou­bleshoot­ing, or fig­ur­ing out why our damn pro­gram isn’t work­ing, geeks need some kind of imme­di­ate stress reliever/creativity spark by our side.  Give your geek some inex­pen­sive “thinker toys” for his or her desk.  Try some Silly Putty, Play Doh, Koosh balls, or per­haps a “thinky Slinky”?  Or go for the clas­sic Rubik’s Cube (though it may cause more stress than it alle­vi­ates).  Any­thing goes, as long as it’s small, mildly enter­tain­ing, and keeps our hands and minds momen­tar­ily busy.

Com­puter Clean­ing Prod­ucts

Computer Cleaning Products

Handy for remov­ing yesterday’s lunch from your keyboard.

Geeks love their com­put­ers and gad­gets but it can be a nev­erend­ing bat­tle to keep them clean.  Crumbs in the key­board, fin­ger­prints on the lap­top screen; these are our per­pet­ual annoy­ances.  Which is why any geek can appre­ci­ate a lit­tle help to keep our LCD mon­i­tors and iPhone touch­screens sparkly clean.  Sta­ples sells a nice lit­tle key­board brush for less than $5 and a mini screen cleaner for under $10.

Hope I’ve given you some good ideas for the geeks on your Christ­mas shop­ping list!