Hey kids, it’s Friday! If your week has been anything like mine, you need a healthy dose of random funny shit to take the edge off.
Sucks that I’ve been having a bad week, but outside my little microcosm of frustration and fail, some pretty awesome shit has been happening. This week we learned there’ll be an Anchorman 2, Wayne’s World 3 is in the works, and that the new Ninja Turtles might not actually be aliens after all.
I feel better already.
Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody
When I first stumbled upon this last night, the thing only had a few hundred views. Right now it has well over a million. So you know it’s good.
And yes, the drunk guy sings THE WHOLE SONG. Be sure to stick around ’till the very last moment to get some profound truth dropped on you.
Shitter — Wipe Your Ass with Someone’s Tweets
No, this is not a joke. Shitter is a real app that will turn anyone’s Twitter stream into a roll of soft, cottony custom toilet paper with their tweets printed on it. Now you can literally wipe your ass with someone’s tweets. Perfect for people who do nothing but tweet dumb shit all day–may I suggest Kanye West ?
Ron Burgundy’s Bitchin’ Flute Solo
Anchorman 2 is happening. Anchorman 2 is happening! HOLY SHIT ANCHORMAN 2 IS HAPPENING. Sorry, I had to say it a few times to really believe it. Here’s Will Farrell delighting us with the announcement (and flute magic):
“Bayliens” TMNT is Officially My New Favorite Meme
Nobody asked for the Ninja Turtles to become aliens , but that’s how the new Michael Bay-produced Ninja Turtles film is shaping up. Even if it’s not completely true (despite what director Jonathan Liebseman says), the fan backlash has been one of the most fun trainwrecks I’ve ever been on.
Here’s a sampling of some of the best:
And for good measure: