Friday Lulz: The Drunk Bohemian Rhapsody Edition

Hey kids, it’s Friday! If your week has been anything like mine, you need a healthy dose of random funny shit to take the edge off.

Sucks that I’ve been having a bad week, but outside my little microcosm of frustration and fail, some pretty awesome shit has been happening. This week we learned there’ll be an Anchorman 2, Wayne’s World 3 is in the works, and that the new Ninja Turtles might not actually be aliens after all.

I feel better already.

Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody

When I first stumbled upon this last night, the thing only had a few hundred views. Right now it has well over a million. So you know it’s good.

And yes, the drunk guy sings THE WHOLE SONG.  Be sure to stick around ’till the very last moment to get some profound truth dropped on you.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqymcJRSbxI

Shitter – Wipe Your Ass with Someone’s Tweets

No, this is not a joke.  Shitter is a real app that will turn anyone’s Twitter stream into a roll of  soft, cottony custom toilet paper with their tweets printed on it. Now you can literally wipe your ass with someone’s tweets. Perfect for people who do nothing but tweet dumb shit all day–may I suggest Kanye West?

Ron Burgundy’s Bitchin’ Flute Solo

Anchorman 2 is happening. Anchorman 2 is happening! HOLY SHIT ANCHORMAN 2 IS HAPPENING. Sorry, I had to say it a few times to really believe it. Here’s Will Farrell delighting us with the announcement (and flute magic):

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrNA7RjU91I

“Bayliens” TMNT is Officially My New Favorite Meme

Nobody asked for the Ninja Turtles to become aliens, but that’s how the new Michael Bay-produced Ninja Turtles film is shaping up. Even if it’s not completely true (despite what director Jonathan Liebseman says), the fan backlash has been one of the most fun trainwrecks I’ve ever been on.

Here’s a sampling of some of the best:

And for good measure:

Oprah's Caps Lock Key is Working
Who wants to see a zombie jerking off?
This Gangnam Style Halloween light show is cheering me up.