How did I know the Ravens were going to the Super Bowl?

Because I also saw Justin Bieber’s ass today. Nothing good ever happens around here without being tainted by something awful.

Justin Bieber's Crack

And now comes the part where I feel a sick sense of satisfaction from having made you look at it, too, AND for the taint pun.

Friday Lulz: The Skateboarding Gandalf Edition
This is one of the stupidest catalog products I've ever seen.
The Pink Starburst Conspiracy Theory