How did I know the Ravens were going to the Super Bowl?

Because I also saw Justin Bieber’s ass today. Nothing good ever happens around here without being tainted by something awful.

Justin Bieber's Crack

And now comes the part where I feel a sick sense of satisfaction from having made you look at it, too, AND for the taint pun.

The Pink Starburst Conspiracy Theory
There should be 'Glamour Shots' for 80s music videos.
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