How did I know the Ravens were going to the Super Bowl?

Because I also saw Justin Bieber’s ass today. Nothing good ever happens around here without being tainted by something awful.

Justin Bieber's Crack

And now comes the part where I feel a sick sense of satisfaction from having made you look at it, too, AND for the taint pun.

Who wants to see a zombie jerking off?
Arrrrrrrrrrr you talking like a pirate today?
There should be 'Glamour Shots' for 80s music videos.