If you really want fat, lazy gamers to click your ad…

…you might want to re-think show­cas­ing a circa 1985 Nin­tendo Enter­tain­ment Sys­tem, let alone using a stock photo that has clearly been (badly) shop’d.  I’m glad you know how to use the Paint Bucket tool.  Unfor­tu­nately, you’re a tool too.

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Next time try show­ing a PS3, a 360, or any other con­sole that wasn’t made over 25 years ago .  Some of your tar­get audi­ence (read: the ones with­out hair on their balls) may not even know what the hell an NES is.  You might also be per­ceived as more legit­i­mate if you just–

Wait, what’s this?

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…Lazy? … Soda? It’s like…almost as if this ad was writ­ten for me !  $150 a day, wowee!  But wait…what if the games I have to test are lame?

“I’m not talk­ing about some lame ass games online. I’m talk­ing about the lat­est and great­est games that are yet to hit the shelves.”

It’s like you’re read­ing my mind!  I don’t know how you do it!!!  Where do I sign up!?!?!

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Oh. </3

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