Joey Lawrence is a Stripper Now

You prob­a­bly haven’t thought about Joey Lawrence since the early ‘90s when his pop­u­lar stint on Blos­som gave the world “WHOA!,” his sig­na­ture catchphrase.

And some of you haven’t thought about Joey Lawrence since he was famous for being that cute kid on Gimme a Break .

And there’s prob­a­bly even a few of you who have no idea who the hell I’m talk­ing about. I envy you people.

Those of you who do know who Joey Lawrence is will be happy to hear he’s still got it.

As TMZ reported last month, Joey Lawrence, now age 36, has joined the leg­endary Las Vegas Chip­pen­dales  male dancers. For a lim­ited time he’ll be tak­ing his clothes off and pre­sum­ably wear­ing the famous Chip­pen­dales bowtie whilst thrust­ing his nether regions to cheesy music .

The only prob­lem is that he looks like this now:

The only way I’m pay­ing money to see Joey Lawrence strip is if he’ll let me put a bag over his head.

Just for shig­gles, here’s some incred­i­bly weird but lulzy gang­ster mon­tage of Joey Lawrence’s “WHOA!” phase that some­body on YouTube made:

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