First Impressions: Johnny Depp does NOT want you to like him.

This week The League is all about first impressions. Though I’m certain this won’t be a popular choice, my mind immediately went to a movie that has one of the best opening monologues in cinematic history:

My favorite Johnny Depp movie isn’t Edward Scissorhands or Pirates of the Carribean: Jesus Christ Please Stop Making These Movies.

It’s this lesser-known gem from 2004 called The Libertine, in which Depp gives one of the best performances of his career. He also says “The C-Word” quite a lot–something like 50 times by my count.

Word.

Google C-Word

In 17th century London, Depp plays John Wilmot, second Earl of Rochester during the prime–and eventual fall–of his societal reign under King Charles II (John Malkovich). John is a gifted writer, but a misanthropic snob whose fondness for alcohol and insatiable lust become his undoing.

Mmm...booze and blowjobs.

His slow decline in both health and social status is brilliantly portrayed by Depp, culminating in a spectacularly uncomfortable speech, in which he looks like this:

John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester
It’s quite a transformation, to say the least.

I can’t help but like him anyway.

Wondering what this is all about? This week’s assignment from The League of Extraordinary Bloggers was to share a moment in pop culture history that had us saying, “Now that’s how you make an introduction!” Here’s what made an impression on my fellow Leaguers:

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