Oprah’s Caps Lock Key is Working

The Big O is finally on Twitter.  Brace yourself for an influx of soccer moms, pseudo-psychiatrists, and a general increase in the community’s estrogen levels.  Oprah reached over 75,000 followers in a single day, before she ever sent her first tweet.

And how fitting that Oprah’s first tweet was in ALL CAPS, the oft-favored style of moms, emo kids, celebutards, and other newbs that don’t know how to internet.  It’s kind of cute, really.  Like a kitten lost in a paper bag.  Of course, Oprah has enough money to just hire people to Twitter for her.

For all the warm and fuzzy life-affirming, book clubbing, puppy-hugging goodness that’s sure to come, follow @Oprah.

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