Oprah’s Caps Lock Key is Working

The Big O is finally on Twit­ter.  Brace your­self for an influx of soc­cer moms, pseudo-psychiatrists, and a gen­eral increase in the community’s estro­gen lev­els.  Oprah reached over 75,000 fol­low­ers in a sin­gle day, before she ever sent her first tweet.

And how fit­ting that Oprah’s first tweet was in ALL CAPS, the oft-favored style of moms, emo kids, celebu­tards, and other newbs that don’t know how to inter­net.  It’s kind of cute, really.  Like a kit­ten lost in a paper bag.  Of course, Oprah has enough money to just hire peo­ple to Twit­ter for her.

For all the warm and fuzzy life-affirming, book club­bing, puppy-hugging good­ness that’s sure to come, fol­low @Oprah.