For Trade/Sale: My Catwoman Comics

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This week The League is trad­ing our unwanted stuff ! I’ve got plenty of that around here, but I tried to pick some­thing that I know you guys in The League might actu­ally want–that is, unless any of you are inter­ested in Hello Kitty stuff or Insane Clown Posse CDs… Any­one? Bueller? Didn’t think so. So, […]

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Best $3 I Ever Spent: Bicycle Zombie Playing Cards

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When the zom­bie apoc­a­lypse hap­pens– and it will –you’re going to need a good set of play­ing cards to pass the time with other sur­vivors. I sug­gest Bicy­cle Zom­bie Play­ing Cards : You really can’t go wrong with Bicy­cles. They’ve been mak­ing these cards since 1885.  You think a lit­tle thing like the zom­bie apocalypse […]

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Achievement Unlocked: Meeting Jane Jensen, Legendary Game Designer

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Last Sat­ur­day I was among the priv­i­leged few invited to Pinker­ton Road , the game stu­dio and home of famed game designer and author Jane Jensen–one of my per­sonal heroes of the video games indus­try. She’s the ex-Sierra Online designer behind the suc­cess­ful ‘90s com­puter game series Gabriel Knight and more recently, one of my […]

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All the crap I did while I wasn’t blogging.

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So yeah, it’s been a while since I’ve posted any­thing. Six­teen days, to be exact. The past few weeks have been a blur of work (of both the kind that pays the bills and the kind that doesn’t), sleep, and time with fam­ily, punc­tu­ated by a busi­ness trip to NYC, the ful­fill­ment of one of […]

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I’m Never Gonna Say I’m Sorry for Loving Ace of Base

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This week The League wants to know what our guilty plea­sures are. Well friends (that is, if you still want to be friends after this) the time has come for me to reveal my secret shame: my deep and uncon­di­tional love for Ace of Base.  I’ve been sit­ting on this gem for a long time, […]

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The Walking Drunk and Disorderly Dead

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I was on my way to the bank this morn­ing when I saw this sign: My first reac­tion was excite­ment, think­ing the zom­bie apoc­a­lypse had finally come. Then I got a lit­tle fur­ther into town–where all the bars are–and real­ized it’s St. Patty’s Day week­end, and by “walk­ers” this sign is refer­ring to drunk and disorderly […]

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6 Inches of Vintage Turtle Power!

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What does it say about me that on my recent fan­tasy shop­ping spree to  Hakes Amer­i­cana & Col­lectibles I only came away with $1639.00 worth of stuff? I had carte blanche with my pre­tend money to pur­chase all the coolest, most ridicu­lously expen­sive pop cul­ture arti­facts I wanted, but wound up buy­ing tschotskes and a couple […]

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21 Red-iculous, Random Things About Me

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The color of the day is red, like Honey Boo Boo’s neck. Or cats dressed like lob­sters . Or the ex-Power Ranger who does gay porn now ‚ and other awful red things you would have prob­a­bly never thought of on your own. You’re wel­come. This week The League threw down a red photo chal­lenge . I […]

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History, motherf*ckers! FDR: American Badass

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It’s not often some­thing that’s actu­ally edu­ca­tional sneaks into my feed reader, and even less often when that some­thing per­fectly aligns with one of my weird inter­ests in some way and I end up giv­ing two shits and post­ing about it. Today is one of those days. But first, here’s the his­tory les­son from Geekosys­tem that […]

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Remembering the Top 5 Dirtiest Music Videos on The Box

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Come along and ride on a fan­tas­tic voy­age, back to the early 90s when a lesser-known music video chan­nel known as The Box used to exist. With the tagline “Music tele­vi­sion you con­trol,” The Box let view­ers call a 1–900 num­ber to pay $1.99 to play any music video through its auto­mated phone sys­tem, using […]

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10,000 Points to Everyone Who Recommended I Read ‘Ready Player One’

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If I could pay you in valu­able rare arti­facts like Hayata’s Beta Cap­sule or Fyndoro’s Tablet of Find­ing, I would. At the very least I would send your avatar some OASIS cred­its, even though I’m only a third level noob who’s never ven­tured far beyond the planet Ludus. After spend­ing the past few days glued […]

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Fantasy Shopping Spree at Hake’s Americana & Collectibles

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I want money, lots and lots of money, so I can buy all this cool stuff at Hake’s! This week’s assign­ment from The League was to pre­tend money is no object and go on a fan­tasy shop­ping spree at Hake’s Amer­i­cana & Col­lectibles . Part of Baltimore’s famous Geppi’s Enter­tain­ment Museum, Hake’s is a huge […]

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Hola? Is it Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos you’re looking for?

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You don’t have to tell me how sad it is that I’m excited about Cool Ranch Dori­tos Locos Tacos. I already know. But com­bin­ing this excite­ment with a Spanish-language ver­sion of Lionel Richie’s quin­tes­sen­tial 80s bal­lad “Hello”? Some­one at Taco Bell under­stands me bet­ter than I under­stand myself. I made this anatom­i­cally incor­rect pic­ture in […]

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Nicky & Alex voted most likely to be kicked out of Full House.

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In last month’s poll, I asked you guys who should be kicked out of Full House. Per­son­ally, I threw in a vote for Joey, because what does Joey even  do ? Sure, he’s sup­pos­edly there to help raise the girls and be the comic relief, but what does he really con­tribute  besides wear­ing the most […]

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Are you ready to go on a World Wide Webscapade!?

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Reblog­ging because 90s! You’re still run­ning Win­dows 95, right? Some­one over at Col­lege Humor –pre­sum­ably named Dou­glas Engelbert–has cre­ated a browser-based game (and I’m using the word “game” pretty loosely here) where lit­er­ally all you have to do is scroll your mouse! Note the extreme mid-90’s aes­thet­ics. You haven’t seen graph­ics this intense since Game Genie. [Start […]

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Oscars Mixtape: Best Original Songs of the 1980s

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With the 85th Annual Acad­emy Awards hav­ing come and gone, this week’s League topic was an  Oscar-worthy  one. But the thing is, I don’t really care about the Acad­emy Awards like I once used to. I can’t stand the pre­ten­tious­ness, the media hype, the scripted jokes. Not even Seth Mac­Far­lane host­ing this year was enough […]

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River Phoenix and other actors I had a huge crush on in the 80s!

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Over at Cult Film Club , things are get­ting per­sonal (and a lit­tle weird) as I relive the days I spent in my bed­room day­dream­ing about hot young actors from my favorite movies. In my list of  Top 10 Movie Crushes of the 80s , I reveal all the movie stars who cap­tured my nerdy, […]

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Huge Thank You to Shawn Robare for this Epic Care Package!

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When my buddy Shawn from Branded in the 80s told me he was send­ing a cou­ple of TMNT comic books my way, that’s all I expected–a cou­ple of TMNT comic books. I didn’t expect a giant box full of extra good­ies and TMNT stuff  in addi­tion to  the comics, but this is Shawn, and he’s […]

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My official reaction to the Megan Fox = April O’Neil news.

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From Vari­ety : After push­ing pro­duc­tion to do more work on the script, Paramount’s “Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles” reboot looks back on track as the stu­dio has tapped Megan Fox to star as April O’Neil. Megan Fox to play April O’Neil in Michael Bay’s TMNT movie? Every­one get some pop­corn and get ready for @shezcrafti […]

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100 Romantic Couples from Video Games

Note to read­ers: re-publishing this list from last year! :) It’s Valentine’s Day!  And what more could you want than YET ANOTHER list about video game cou­ples?  I know you’re excited. Don’t try to hide it. I real­ize there’s no short­age of lists out there about video game cou­ples.  I’ve seen them all:   “Best Cou­ples”, “Greatest […]

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