Rob Zombie’s Halloween [31 DVDs of Halloween]

I take it back. Ear­lier I said Lady in White was the most under­rated film on this count­down. That was before I decided to include Rob Zombie’s 2007 reboot of  Hal­loween .  21% fresh on Rot­ten Toma­toes. 6 out of 10 accord­ing to 56,000 peo­ple on IMDB. Accord­ing to rat­ings, Rob Zombie’s  Hal­loween is an aver­age hor­ror film at best. But you know what? I don’t give a shit about rat­ings. I love this movie.

Rob Zombie's Halloween - Front Cover

I think where a lot of peo­ple go wrong on this one is assum­ing that Hal­loween is a straight-up remake. It’s not. It’s a reboot . Huge dif­fer­ence. Would you con­sider Bat­man Begins a remake of Tim Burton’s Bat­man ? No, of course you wouldn’t unless you’re an idiot. Most of the com­plaints lev­eled against this movie are things like “It’s not scary enough!” or “It’s noth­ing like John Carpenter’s movie!” Look, John Carpenter’s Hal­loween is a clas­sic. Nobody’s deny­ing that. Yes it pop­u­lar­ized slasher films. Yes it ush­ered in a new era of hor­ror film­mak­ing. I know, I know, I know. I KNOW. But as far as Michael’s back­story goes, the 1978 orig­i­nal doesn’t give you much to go on. All we know is that he’s a deranged killer, who has evi­dently been very dis­turbed since at least age six.

Rob Zombie's Halloween - Back Cover

Rob Zombie’s film, on the other hand, is more of a pre­quel that aims to fill in all of that back­story and give us rea­sons to empathize with Michael, essen­tially show­ing us  why he’s so messed up. And man, does he deliver. I’d have to start killing peo­ple too if I had a fam­ily as fucked up as the Myers. Daeg Faerch, who plays Michael at age 10, is sim­ply awe­some in this role.  We also see him being bul­lied at school, harassed by the prin­ci­pal, and in gen­eral, lead­ing an incred­i­bly shitty, white trash life.  Yes, Zombie’s sig­na­ture sleaze is all over this movie, but some­how  it works .

Rob Zombie's Halloween - DVD

Then again, maybe I’m biased because I like Rob Zombie’s hor­ror films. My only real com­plaint about Hal­loween  is that he didn’t find a way to include Cap­tain Spauld­ing in it.

Rob Zom­bie Rein­vents a Leg­end: Halloween

Spooky  Sadis­tic Screenshots

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

What is 31 DVDs of Halloween?

As a spe­cial fea­ture for the Hal­loween Count­down, I’m show­cas­ing 31 Hal­loween DVDs from my per­sonal col­lec­tion. I have a lot of Halloween-related and hor­ror DVDs in gen­eral, but for this year’s count­down I’m only going to focus on my absolute favorites–the ones I con­sider 100% essen­tial for my enjoy­ment of the holiday.

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This one goes out to some­one who’s never seen The Goonies.