Some spoiler-free Batman humor while you anticipate TDKR.

Unless you’re one of those lucky bas­tards who got to see it early, most of us are just dick­ing around on the inter­net and star­ing at the clock today as we count down the hours and min­utes until The Dark Knight Rises,  which opens tonight at midnight.

My offi­cial stance on spoilers:

How I feel right now:

On my way to the the­ater tonight:

How I hope I’ll feel after see­ing The Dark Knight Rises :

Um…

You will never be this awesome.

Still wait­ing for my Bat­man to come save me.

 #ForeverAlone

What it looks like when Robin comes:

FUCK YOU, SHARK!

AND FUCK CHOCOLATE, TOO!

How Chris Nolan feels about your opinions.

Good life advice.

In ten years:

This scene will, regret­tably, not be in The Dark Knight Rises .

I hate it when that happens.

Because cats.

Okay, I lied. There is one spoiler.

And last but ESPECIALLY least…

More stuff and things!