Hola? Is it Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos you’re looking for?

You don’t have to tell me how sad it is that I’m excited about Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos. I already know.

But combining this excitement with a Spanish-language version of Lionel Richie’s quintessential 80s ballad “Hello”? Someone at Taco Bell understands me better than I understand myself.

I made this anatomically incorrect picture in celebration:

Lionel Richie Eating a Taco

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