Holy fucking shit,
It’s a Dinosaur!
Jesus Christ – What the fuck!?
Oh my fucking god,
Holy shit – what the fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk!!!!
(This will make a lot more sense after you finish reading the rest of this post. Just go with it.)
Skateboarding Gandalf Holds Up Traffic
“Longboarding wizard dressed as Gandalf causes traffic commotion” wins the Awesome Headline Award, which is a prestigious accolade I just made up.
The YouTube video is well worth 10 seconds of your time, ’cause be honest–you wish you had the balls to do something this rad:
What started as a simple Tumblr maintained by two girlfriends to keep in touch by sharing funny animated GIFs with each other, #whatshouldwecallme has gone viral and is now getting millions of hits a day.
What makes this any different from countless other Tumblrs that just collect a bunch of random, funny animated GIFs you ask? The accompanying scenario that each GIF is describing.
Go ahead and sample some of the lulz:
WHEN MY GRANDAD GETS DRUNK ON HOLIDAYS
WHEN I GET HOME FROM THE GYM
WHEN MY CRUSH TEXTS ME ASKING TO HANG OUT THIS WEEKEND
Hear Pinky and The Brain Drop F-Bombs
Yeah, I know I posted this yesterday but it’s so fucking great I think it deserves another mention.
The above clip is only a tiny fraction of the epic win that is Nerdist podcast #187 with childhood-defining voice actors Rob Paulsen and Maurice LaMarche, which they discuss, among other things, masturbating while voice acting and brain-fucking people with comedy.
For more lulz as well as a few tender feel-good moments, I highly recommend listening to the whole thing.
Jurassic Park Theme Improves ANY Movie Trailer
Apollyon over at Adventures in Poor Taste (one of my new favorite blogs) made what is possibly the most amazing discovery of our time: that John Williams’ majestic theme for Jurassic Park is a magical piece of music that has the power to transform any shitty movie trailer into a film you’d consider watching.
It can even improve Titanic 3D–a film I’m really looking forward to not seeing this weekend: