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25 Cool Factoids from the First TMNT Film Director’s Commentary

Turtles: Der Film - German TMNT Movie

This past week­end my copy of the Ger­man edi­tion of Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles, or Tur­tles Der Film , as it’s called in Ger­many, finally arrived in the mail.

I had to  order it from Amazon.de  using Google Trans­la­tor every step of the way, and the ship­ping and han­dling actu­ally cost more than the DVD itself (14 EUR vs. 12 EUR).

So why did I drop about $35 USD on this thing? Because it’s the most com­plete ver­sion of the first TMNT film.  There are 2 deleted scenes, an alter­nate end­ing, and the real rea­son I bought it:

It has a director’s commentary–in English!

Here are 25 of the most inter­est­ing things I learned:

#1 — That’s not New York City.

Raphael overlooking NYC.

Well, okay, the above pic­ture actu­ally is.

Although TMNT takes place on the streets and rooftops of New York, the film was only shot on loca­tion in the city for 4 days–a small per­cent­age of the over­all film. Most of the inte­ri­ors and many of the exte­ri­ors are sets that were shot in Wilm­ing­ton, North Car­olina. For instance, April’s news sta­tion is a real local news sta­tion in Wilm­ing­ton, and most of the sewer sys­tem we see through­out the film is actu­ally an elab­o­rate set.

#2 — The man to thank for giv­ing us “dark and gritty” Turtles.

Direc­tor Steve Bar­ron likes the use of dark­ness and shad­ows, which he feels “leaves more to the imag­i­na­tion.”  How­ever, the Golden Har­vest stu­dio execs were wor­ried that the film would be “too dark,” pre­dict­ing that kids would want the movie to be bright and col­or­ful (a’la Secret of the Ooze ). But Steve fought back hard, result­ing in the film’s “dark and gritty” aes­thetic that most of us fans would agree is just per­fect for the Turtles.

#3 — Film­ing was chaos.

Bar­ron often had to rely on his gut when shoot­ing the film because every­thing was com­pletely out of sync due to the com­pli­cated ani­ma­tron­ics, mul­ti­ple actors per Tur­tle, and audio that would have to be dubbed in later. “The dailies were a mess,” he says. “You had to sus­pend your belief and go with your instinct as to how it would all come together.”

#4 — No peeking!

The per­form­ers inside the Tur­tle cos­tumes were only able to see through tiny slits beneath the masks. If you look very closely, you can see the openings–and once in a while you can catch a glimpse of the actors.

The actors inside the Turtle costumes could see through slits beneath the masks.

#5 — “Where do they come up with this stuff?”

Remem­ber when Raphael goes to the movies to see Crit­ters ? It was a joke (as well as a ter­ri­ble movie).  Bar­ron chose  Crit­ters as a snarky in-joke about the Tur­tles them­selves being out­landish creatures.

#6 — “You gotta know what a crum­pet is to under­stand cricket.”

The fight between Raph and Casey Jones in what appears to be Cen­tral Park is actu­ally tak­ing place on a hot, humid night in rural North Car­olina. There were tons of crick­ets, which had to be edited out of the sound mix. And now you can have a good laugh when Casey whips out his cricket bat dur­ing the same scene.

#7 — “It means you’re afraid of enclosed areas.”

Occa­sion­ally Josh Pais, the actor who plays Raphael, would get claus­tro­pho­bic and the crew would have to rip the head off his cos­tume to free him.  And because it was such a del­i­cate process, they weren’t able to do it very quickly. Poor Josh!

Josh Pais as Raphael

#8 — De plane! De plane!

There was a com­mer­cial flight path over the North Car­olina farm where much of the film was shot. Some­times radio sig­nals from the planes fly­ing over­head would inter­fere with the Tur­tles’ facial ani­ma­tron­ics caus­ing them to break out in unpre­dictable, invol­un­tary spams.

#9 — They’re ready for their close-up.

Dur­ing Splinter’s heart­felt talk with Raphael, Bar­ron gets the cam­era very close to make the scene feel more inti­mate.  The Hen­son team was ner­vous that the close-ups would reveal too much of the pup­petry and ani­ma­tron­ics. It’s a tes­ta­ment to the artistry of the Jim Hen­son Crea­ture Shop that the scene works as well as it does.

#10 — There’s a good Tor­toise & The Hare joke in here somewhere…

Bar­ron often had to use more FPS (faster cam­era speeds) while film­ing because the Tur­tles walked really slow from being weighed down by the heavy cos­tumes and the 60 extra pounds of ani­ma­tron­ics that were stored in their shells. It’s espe­cially notice­able in the scene where Raph car­ries April home after get­ting jumped in the sub­way station.

#11 — Who needs diets?

The per­form­ers inside the Tur­tle cos­tumes all lost “at least 20 pounds each” because the suits were so hot. The heat was espe­cially unbear­able dur­ing the farm scenes, which were shot in the humid south­ern state of North Carolina.

The stunt actors inside the Turtle costumes.

#12 — Maybe they should stop eat­ing so much pizza.

The Tur­tles were too big to fit through standard-size man­hole cov­ers, so the ones you see in the film were all cus­tom built.

TMNT Pizza

#13 — Every stu­dio that passed on TMNT should kick them­selves in the face.

Bar­ron said film­ing TMNT was very “touch and go”, par­tic­u­larly dur­ing the first few months when they were film­ing with­out a deal. No Amer­i­can stu­dios wanted any­thing to do with the prop­erty (until New Line even­tu­ally came along) which was con­sid­ered risky.  How­ever, the fran­chise con­tin­ued to steadily gain in pop­u­lar­ity through the car­toons. By the time the first teaser trailer landed, peo­ple were going crazy over it.

#14 — Bad hor­ror movies ruin everything.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles  earned over $135 mil­lion at the box office and was the high­est gross­ing inde­pen­dent film–until The Blair Witch Project sur­passed it nine years later.

#15 — There’s no cry­ing in Ninjutsu!

For the scenes were Splin­ter is cry­ing, Steve Bar­ron kept demand­ing more water for the puppet’s eyes, to make the emo­tion more believ­able. But he had to put up a bit of a fight with the Hen­son team to get his way, since the water eats away at the costume’s latex.

Splinter Crying

#16 — “I think he’s actu­ally turn­ing red.”

In the scene where Raph throws his sai at Donatello, the crew used an invis­i­ble wire to keep the weapon pointed in the right direc­tion and ensure it didn’t endan­ger any of the actors.  If you pause the screen and look really closely, you can see it.

#17 — Good thing they got it right.

When April’s apart­ment catches fire, the heat from shoot­ing those scenes was so unbear­able that the Tur­tle actors could only stand to do 1 — 2 takes max before quickly hav­ing to move on.

#18 — No won­der TMNT is such a great film.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles  was edi­tor Sally Menke’s first film ever. She went on to become the award-winning edi­tor and col­lab­o­ra­tor for Quentin Tarantino’s films–the only edi­tor with whom Taran­tino ever worked. In an inter­view for his Grind­house film, Taran­tino notes, “I write by myself but when it comes to the edit­ing, I write with Sally. It’s the true epit­ome, I guess, of a col­lab­o­ra­tion because I don’t remem­ber what was her idea, what was my idea. We’re just right there together.”  Sadly, Menke died in 2010.

#19 — Spe­cial effects aren’t everything.

Of TMNT’s low bud­get (which was only $9 mil­lion) and other con­straints, Bar­ron wist­fully notes that “some­times restric­tions are a ben­e­fit because it forces you to focus on char­ac­ter.”  When it comes to film mak­ing, huge bud­gets and lots of spe­cial effects can cause you to “over­boil it.”

#20 — Green body parts were fre­quently sacrificed.

The Hen­son team fre­quently had to touch up the tex­ture and col­or­ing of the Tur­tles’ latex cos­tumes, which con­stantly dete­ri­o­rated.  For instance, there were over tens sets of arms for each Tur­tle and total body part replace­ments were frequent.

Turtle Costume Deteriorated

#21 — Steve Bar­ron has good taste in music.

The Sid Vicious t-shirts Danny wears are a nod to Steve’s musi­cal tastes.  He wanted the film’s sound­track to have more of an indie vibe–punk, new wave, The Clash–but the pro­duc­ers wanted some­thing more com­mer­cial.  I guess that’s why we got MC Ham­mer instead.

#22 — Hey, that set looks familiar.

You know that huge fight sequence at the end of the film where the action wan­ders through the streets, scales build­ings, and over rooftops?  That’s actu­ally tak­ing place on an elab­o­rate New York City set. Guess what movie it was re-purposed from? Big Trou­ble in Lit­tle China.

#23 — Not only does Elias Koteas look like a young Robert DeNiro…

…he also once had a gig writ­ing for  The Won­der Years , which is prob­a­bly why his one-liners and comedic tim­ing as Casey Jones are so great.

Elias Koteas as Casey Jones

#24 — Suck it, Casper!

Soon after Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles was released to unprece­dented suc­cess, Stephen Spiel­berg asked Steve Bar­ron to come and meet him and offered him the oppor­tu­nity to direct Casper: The Friendly Ghost . Steve turned it down.

#25 — A ray of hope for Michael Bay’s TMNT Vision?

Here’s some­thing fans who are con­cerned about pro­ducer Michael Bay’s upcom­ing Ninja Tur­tles film will appreciate:

If he could do it all over again, Steve Bar­ron said he would use a mix of live-action (e.g. peo­ple in Tur­tle cos­tumes) and CGI to ani­mate their move­ment and facial expressions–similar to the method used in Where the Wild Things Are and rumored to be the same method for the upcom­ing TMNT film.

WANTED: Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles — The Director’s Cut

Is that ask­ing too much?

Meet Wes, a Guy Who Draws Ninja Turtles (Almost) Every Day

Last week I was ran­domly brows­ing #TMNT on Twit­ter (I think it was some­time dur­ing the the Bayliens back­lash) when I stum­bled upon  this guy .

Turtle a Day

His name is Wes and he has a cute TMNT blog where he draws a new Ninja Tur­tle pic­ture every day.  Well, almost every day.

He read­ily admits that he’s not an artist–which is appar­ent from the lined note­book paper and crayon scrib­bles that adorn his work–but he loves to draw Ninja Tur­tles so that’s exactly what he does!

There’s some­thing kind of charm­ing about a grown man who loves to draw Ninja Tur­tles with­out a care in the world about what any­one thinks or even if the draw­ings are any good.  As I men­tioned on his blog, it takes me back to my junior high days when I spent most of my time in class draw­ing Ninja Tur­tles (very poorly) and not doing what­ever it was I was sup­posed to be doing.

I asked Wes if he took requests, and he was more than happy to humor me with this amaze­balls pic­ture of Raphael, my favorite Tur­tle, crouch­ing on the rooftops of New York City:

TMNT Raphael on Patrol (Front)

Note the gar­goyle thrown in as an added bonus! I have no idea how Wes knew that Gar­goyles was also one of my favorite shows from child­hood. I’m pretty sure that my find­ing his blog was writ in destiny.

The next day he drew me the same pic­ture but from a dif­fer­ent perspective:

Raphael TMNT Drawing (Back)

Totally shell­tas­tic AND refrig­er­a­tor worthy.

Any­way, check out Wes’s “Tur­tle a Day” blog for more orig­i­nal, hand drawn Ninja Tur­tle good­ness and occa­sional reviews about the other nerdy and equally awe­some stuff he’s into (which he also clev­erly illus­trates with Ninja Tur­tles).   And what a nice guy, too.

Friday Lulz: The Drunk Bohemian Rhapsody Edition

Hey kids, it’s Fri­day! If your week has been any­thing like mine, you need a healthy dose of ran­dom funny shit to take the edge off.

Sucks that I’ve been hav­ing a bad week, but out­side my lit­tle micro­cosm of frus­tra­tion and fail, some pretty awe­some shit has been hap­pen­ing. This week we learned there’ll be an Anchor­man 2, Wayne’s World 3 is in the works, and that the new Ninja Tur­tles might not actu­ally be aliens after all.

I feel bet­ter already.

Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody

When I first stum­bled upon this last night, the thing only had a few hun­dred views. Right now it has well over a mil­lion. So you know it’s good.

And yes, the drunk guy sings THE WHOLE SONG.  Be sure to stick around ’till the very last moment to get some pro­found truth dropped on you.

Shit­ter — Wipe Your Ass with Someone’s Tweets

No, this is not a joke.   Shit­ter is a real app that will turn anyone’s Twit­ter stream into a roll of  soft, cot­tony cus­tom toi­let paper with their tweets printed on it. Now you can lit­er­ally wipe your ass with someone’s tweets. Per­fect for peo­ple who do noth­ing but tweet dumb shit all day–may I sug­gest Kanye West ?

Ron Burgundy’s Bitchin’ Flute Solo

Anchor­man 2 is hap­pen­ing. Anchor­man 2 is hap­pen­ing! HOLY SHIT ANCHORMAN 2 IS HAPPENING. Sorry, I had to say it a few times to really believe it. Here’s Will Far­rell delight­ing us with the announce­ment (and flute magic):

“Bayliens” TMNT is Offi­cially My New Favorite Meme

Nobody asked for the Ninja Tur­tles to become aliens , but that’s how the new Michael Bay-produced Ninja Tur­tles film is shap­ing up. Even if it’s not com­pletely true (despite what direc­tor Jonathan Lieb­se­man says), the fan back­lash has been one of the most fun train­wrecks I’ve ever been on.

Here’s a sam­pling of some of the best:

And for good measure:

Greetings from the Sewer! TMNT Postcard Book from 1990

Going through stuff in my base­ment, I dis­cov­ered  a box full of old crap I’ve been hold­ing onto for one rea­son or another. Found a few gems in there, like this Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles post­card book­let from 1990. I don’t recall if it’s some­thing I bought myself, or was given to me as a gift, but evi­dently it cost $4.95 at the time.

TMNT Postcard Book

Though I’m quite sure I thought these were the coolest things ever when I was 10 years old (so cool that I felt they were pre­cious enough not to rip out and use) but look­ing at them now? Not so much.

The art­work is pretty sad. The Tur­tles look like they need bariatric surgery and every­one is drawn in extremely awkward-looking poses.

It’s so awful you know I just had to scan in all 24 post­cards just to share with you. Let’s make fun of them together!

 

By the way, sorry to inun­date this blog with so many Turtles-related posts lately, but my TMNT fan­girlism has been kicked into high gear this week, what with the news of the upcom­ing Nick­elodeon show , live-action film , and doc­u­men­tary .

Turtle Power’ Documentary Coming Soon, Has a Kick-ass Trailer

If you have ever con­sid­ered your­self a TMNT fan in any capac­ity, then this doc­u­men­tary needs to be on your radar.

Tur­tle Power: The Defin­i­tive His­tory of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles is an upcom­ing indie doc­u­men­tary from Cana­dian pro­ducer Isaac Elliott-Fisher of i.Productions in col­lab­o­ra­tion with  Faux­Pop TV  that cel­e­brates over 25 years of TMNT history.

“Cur­rently we have col­lected well over 100 hours of con­tent, hun­dreds of stills, and over 60 in-depth inter­views with the peo­ple who cre­ated the Tur­tles, the artists behind the orig­i­nal comics, the design­ers of the toys, the voices and tech­ni­cians of the car­toons, the magic mak­ers of the movies, and the loyal fans world wide.”

It has a totally kick-ass trailer that debuted a few weeks ago, which you can watch right here:

If you’re not even just a lit­tle bit excited after watch­ing that, then clearly you’ve got some­thing shoved up your shell.

One of the most inter­est­ing things about TMNT has always been how it started as a joke and grew into a wildly pop­u­lar world­wide phe­nom­e­non, or as the film puts it, a series of “happy accidents.”

With the Tur­tle Power doc­u­men­tary in the works, Nickelodeon’s new TMNT ani­mated show just around the cor­ner, and a new live-action TMNT film set to hit the­aters in 2013, it’s an awe­some time to be a Ninja Tur­tles fan.

All of Raphael’s Badassery in One Video [TMNT]

Such a badass.

The news that we’ll be get­ting a new live-action TMNT film for Christ­mas in 2013 has totally put me in Obses­sive TMNT Fan­girl mode this week now that there’s like an actual release date to look for­ward to.

Though the film will be yet another reboot of the TMNT ori­gin story (sigh), I’m still stu­pid excited about it because OMFG NINJA TURTLES!

The pos­si­bil­i­ties of what the next TMNT film could  be got me think­ing yes­ter­day about how much I’d love to see a TMNT movie star­ring just Raphael , my all time favorite turtle.

Since that will prob­a­bly never hap­pen, I had to resort to the next best thing: cre­at­ing a badass Raphael fan video.

For the music, I set­tled on Hys­te­ria  by Muse. It ended up work­ing really well for both the lyrics and the mood I was going for.  And because I like to pre­tend I live in a world where the embar­rass­ment that is  Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles III  was never made, I only used clips from the first two Tur­tles  films.

It’s a trib­ute to all the things Raph does best: brood­ing, mouthing off and kick­ing ass. Hope you like it!

Sneak Peek at Nickelodeon’s Upcoming Animated TMNT Show

Via Scoop.it Adven­ture Games

Sneak Peek at Nickelodeon's New Animated TMNT Show

We’ve known for a while that Nick was plan­ning a new ani­mated Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles show for 2012, but today we finally get some screenshots!

Some stills of the new TMNT CGI car­toon have turned up on the Toyark. Though some designs of the show were revealed at last week’s Toy­fair, this is really our first look at other char­ac­ters’ actual appear­ance on the show.   The show which will pre­miere on Nick­elodeon, still has no clear release date other than it’ll be show­ing up some­time in 2012. A sneak pre­view has been con­firmed be shown some­time after the Kid’s Choice Awards on March 31, 2012.

Via www.theouthousers.com

Click the link above to check out the full set.

New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Live Action Film in the Works, Jonathan Liebesman to Direct

Via Scoop.it Shezcrafti

New 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Live-Action Film

Hey, remem­ber a few years ago when we heard there’d be a new live-action Ninja Tur­tles film in 2011 and I got all excited about it ?  Just when I was start­ing to give up hope, I saw the news this morning:

Para­mount is in devel­op­ment on a live-action reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles. It has been a rough tran­si­tion so far from comic to fea­ture, but the stu­dio is tak­ing the project in an unex­pected direc­tion. Michael Bay, Brad Fuller, and Andrew Form of Plat­inum Dunes—the pro­duc­tion com­pany behind hor­ror remakes such A Night­mare on Elm Street and Fri­day the 13th—are shep­herd­ing the reboot. The stu­dio assigned the script to Josh Appel­baum and Andre Nemec, the writ­ers who most recently penned the whip-smart Mis­sion: Impos­si­ble – Ghost Protocol.

Now Vari­ety reports Jonathan Liebesman is in nego­ti­a­tions to direct. Liebesman directed Bat­tle: Los Ange­les, and his next project is Wrath of the Titans. He’s the up-and-comer you call when you want a big action film. Tone will always be tricky when your main char­ac­ters are anthro­po­mor­phic tur­tles who know mar­tial arts. But if they can rein­vent TMNT on the level of, say, Bay’s Trans­form­ers… well, that sounds like a blast.

Via collider.com

Cow­abunga says it all.

Rumor: Is Rocksteady Working on a ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Game? [False]

Via Scoop.it Shezcrafti

God I hope this is true:

TDW Geek by way of Paul Gale is report­ing that Rocksteady’s next game is called The Man­hat­tan Cri­sis… a Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles game. If you’ve played the stand­out Bat­man: Arkham Asy­lum or its even more acclaimed sequel, Arkham City, I don’t have to tell you how incred­i­ble this col­lab­o­ra­tion would be.

Via www.ology.com

How amaz­ing would this be?  I’m a huge Tur­tles fan, but I can do with­out most of the campy, car­toon­ish TMNT games of yes­ter­year. It’s time for a darker, grit­tier TMNT game!

Update:  As of 3:30 PM today, Kotaku is report­ing that Rock­steady chief Sefton Hill has con­firmed this report is false.  Aw, man. :(

Nickelodeon Unmasks New TMNT Animated TV Series

Cour­tesy of EW.com , Nick­elodeon has unveiled the first teaser for its new Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tle ani­mated TV show, which is set to air in 2012. Nick has ordered 26 half-hour episodes for the show’s first sea­son, and promises the new TMNT will be “fun­nier and ninja-ier.” (What­ever that means.)

Sharp TMNT fans should notice right away that Michae­lan­gelo and Donatello’s weapons are dif­fer­ent. Why the change? It makes me won­der about what other friv­o­lous changes Nick might make to the char­ac­ters. And I have to admit, I’m not super impressed with the ani­ma­tion style.

Here are some still images of each Tur­tle so you can get a bet­ter look at them:

As just one of the mil­lions of kids who grew up with the Ninja Tur­tles, it’s awe­some to once again see new life being given to this beloved fran­chise. With so many failed, embar­rass­ing incar­na­tions lit­ter­ing the annals of TV past (read: Hero Tur­tles: The Next Muta­tion ), I just hope that Nick will be the net­work that finally gives TMNT the treat­ment it deserves.

TMNT Fans: What do you think of the direc­tion Nick is going in so far?

Live-Action Ninja Turtles Return for 2011

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In geeky movie news this month that makes me feel like a fifth-grader again, TMNT co-creater Peter Laird con­firmed in Vari­ety rumors of another live-action  Tur­tles  movie planned for 2011.  The announce­ment comes on the heels of  TMNT’s 25th anniver­sary cel­e­bra­tion.  Other than mak­ing me feel old, I’m also damn excited.  Because in Hol­ly­wood, every­thing I loved grow­ing up in the 1980s is sud­denly cool again.  The new Tur­tles  film will be pro­duced by Scott Med­nick of Leg­endary Pic­tures, who is cur­rently pro­duc­ing the soon to be released Where The Wild Things Are,  another live-action fan­tasy film (which hap­pens to be based on yet another com­pletely awe­some thing from my child­hood).  And if these screen­shots are any indi­ca­tion of what’s in store for the next TMNT , then color me green with excitement.

After the orig­i­nal live-action movie, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles  films went from bad to worse, though 2007’s ani­mated  TMNT  was OK.  Then again, I’m of the opin­ion that the first Tur­tles movie is one of the great­est if under­rated comic book movies of all time—but I may be a lit­tle biased.  I was obsessed with all things Ninja Tur­tles as a kid.  Like  really  obsessed.  If it had a TMNT logo on it, I owned it.  I could quote the movies word for word (prob­a­bly still can).

My wish­list for the new live-action Tur­tles movie:

  • Darker, grit­tier, edgier Tur­tles truer to the orig­i­nal Mirage comic books.
  • Curse words.  Most TMNT fans have grown up, and so should the movies.
  • Sex (if only to sat­isfy my mor­bid curiosity). 
  • Real­stic CGI that doesn’t look like CGI.
  • Back to basics origins/roots sto­ry­line. (Think Bat­man Begins .)
  • April O’Neil, and any­one other than Paige Turco to play her.
  • Blood, weapons, and graphic violence.
  • Moar Raphael.*

Things I could live with­out:

  • Shell-tastic tur­tle puns.
  • Any char­ac­ter who exists solely in the Archie comics series.
  • No Venus.
  • Ran­dom kid-who-meets-the-Turtles char­ac­ter (a’la Keno in Turltes II, and later Yoshi in Tur­tles III).
  • Any sto­ry­line involv­ing time travel.
  • A Turtles-themed rap song.
  • A PG rating.
  • Cowabunga.

The sucky part about all this?  Wait­ing two years.

*Raphael is still the coolest tur­tle, and if you don’t agree with me, I’m not shar­ing my Ninja Tur­tles fruit snacks with you.

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