Using your private parts as piranha bait and other ‘Dumb Ways to Die’

Cute little song called “Dumb Ways to Die” by Tangerine Kitty and animated video that shows adorable little creatures dying horrific deaths (but none of them include dressing up as Sasquatch to fake a Sasquatch sighting only to get run over by two cars and die.) I’ll probably be the one who sells both kidneys on the internet because I’m so broke right now, so I’m putting this on my funeral playlist. Just in case.

Whatever. I guess the moral here is that if you’re too adorable for your own good you will inevitably do stupid things and die. Nobody’s allowed to be that cute AND smart, right? Oh also — be safe around trains, ya’ll.

[via The Curious Brain]

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