Watch Some Dude with a Mullet Explain Why Ninja Turtles are Evil

Some Dude with a Mullet Explaining Why #TMNT is Evil

Back in the late 80′s/early 90′s, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were everywhere—TV, the box office, toy stores, t-shirts, lunchboxes, supermarket aisles (basically every aspect of my childhood).  And typical of most full-blown pop culture phenomenons, Christian people were irrationally afraid of them.

This Christian dude with a mullet explains:

“The heroes are using ‘white magic’ or Eastern mystic ‘good powers’, such as Star Wars taught us; the ‘good side’ of the force.  The bad guys are using the bad powers; the ‘black side’ of the force.  It’s the same powers exactly when you look at it from a Biblical viewpoint.  It’s white and black magic, which is a fallacy.”

Watch the video for more pro-Christian propaganda, flimsy correlations between Vanilla Ice and witchcraft, and other lamentable 80′s fashions.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSXwWZ2SFw4

LOL, Christians.

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