Watch Some Dude with a Mullet Explain Why Ninja Turtles are Evil

Back in the late 80’s/early 90’s, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles were everywhere—TV, the box office, toy stores, t-shirts, lunch­boxes, super­mar­ket aisles (basi­cally every aspect of my child­hood).  And typ­i­cal of most full-blown pop cul­ture phe­nom­e­nons, Chris­t­ian peo­ple were irra­tionally afraid of them.

This Chris­t­ian dude with a mul­let explains:

“The heroes are using ‘white magic’ or East­ern mys­tic ‘good pow­ers’, such as Star Wars taught us; the ‘good side’ of the force.  The bad guys are using the bad pow­ers; the ‘black side’ of the force.  It’s the same pow­ers exactly when you look at it from a Bib­li­cal view­point.  It’s white and black magic, which is a fallacy.”

Watch the video for more pro-Christian pro­pa­ganda, flimsy cor­re­la­tions between Vanilla Ice and witch­craft, and other lam­en­ta­ble 80’s fashions.

LOL, Chris­tians.

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