What? Am I behind on my Sony payments again?

Foot Clan: I deliver a message.

Your mouth may yet bring today’s links much
trouble, Ms. O’Neil. I deliver a message: shut it.

Tons of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles related news this week!

Michael Bay’s NINJA TURTLES to feature Krang, Bebop & Rocksteady | ComicBookMovie

Nickelodeon Sets Premiere Date for ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ | Entertainment Weekly

Meet Leo! New Nickelodeon ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Teaser | Nick.com

Korra, Ninja Turtles head to Comic-Con | Variety

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Pawn Stars | ComicBook.com

Non-TMNT (but still awesome)

Gandalf Leads the Way in Brilliant Comic-Con Poster for ‘The Hobbit’ | Hey U Guys

There’s Going to Be a Firefly Reunion… Panel at SDCC | Topless Robot

5 Comic Book Story Types Hollywood Has Yet to Tackle, But Should | Gamma Squad

McDonald’s Treasure Land Adventure is part of a healthy diet. | Defunct Games

Neil Gaiman Writes a Story on a T-Shirt | The Mary Sue

Ron Perlman Reprises Role For the Very Best Possible Reason | Badass Digest

See A Super Mario World-Inspired ‘Game of Thrones’ Map | UPROXX

Pacific Rim’s Comic Con poster is such a tease! | AICN

Linkage from The League

Aracade Tokens: Tilt (Time Traveler) | Dork Dimension

Long Ago, in a Teeny Tiny Galaxy Far, Far Away… | Dork Horde

Christmas in July: My Top 10 Classic TV Christmas Episodes | Green Plastic Squirt Gun

Watch This: ‘Ninja Turtles’ Tribute by Malcolm Sutherland | Top Hat Sasquatch

Profiles Comic Con Special Edition PEZ Giveaway | Haxbee

Must Watch: 'The Hunger Games' Epic New Trailer
It's like it's supposed to be Bev!
Where the fuck have you been? You could have at least texted me.