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trou­ble, Ms. O’Neil. I deliver a mes­sage: shut it.

Tons of Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles related news this week!

Michael Bay’s NINJA TURTLES to fea­ture Krang, Bebop & Rock­steady | Comic­Book­Movie

Nick­elodeon Sets Pre­miere Date for ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles’ | Enter­tain­ment Weekly

Meet Leo! New Nick­elodeon ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles’ Teaser | Nick.com

Korra, Ninja Tur­tles head to Comic-Con | Vari­ety

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles on Pawn Stars | ComicBook.com

Non-TMNT (but still awesome)

Gan­dalf Leads the Way in Bril­liant Comic-Con Poster for ‘The Hob­bit’ | Hey U Guys

There’s Going to Be a Fire­fly Reunion… Panel at SDCC | Top­less Robot

5 Comic Book Story Types Hol­ly­wood Has Yet to Tackle, But Should | Gamma Squad

McDonald’s Trea­sure Land Adven­ture is part of a healthy diet. | Defunct Games

Neil Gaiman Writes a Story on a T-Shirt | The Mary Sue

Ron Perl­man Reprises Role For the Very Best Pos­si­ble Rea­son | Badass Digest

See A Super Mario World-Inspired ‘Game of Thrones’ Map | UPROXX

Pacific Rim’s Comic Con poster is such a tease! | AICN

Link­age from The League

Ara­cade Tokens: Tilt (Time Trav­eler) | Dork Dimen­sion

Long Ago, in a Teeny Tiny Galaxy Far, Far Away… | Dork Horde

Christ­mas in July: My Top 10 Clas­sic TV Christ­mas Episodes | Green Plas­tic Squirt Gun

Watch This: ‘Ninja Tur­tles’ Trib­ute by Mal­colm Suther­land | Top Hat Sasquatch

Pro­files Comic Con Spe­cial Edi­tion PEZ Give­away | Haxbee

More stuff and things!