What the hell is this weird, Dutch 80’s music video?

And more impor­tantly, why can’t I stop watch­ing it?

I can’t tell if I hate this or sub­con­sciously love it. I’m really dig­ging that groovy base­line except for when those lit­tle bas­tards start singing and totally ruin it. But then the overly-excited old white guy starts rap­ping and I want to love it again. He’s Sin­terk­laas Nie-ing his way right into my heart!

Seri­ously, does any­body know what the hell this is?

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