Where the fuck have you been? You could have at least texted me.

Today’s links don’t text.

Lady Gaga’s ‘Machete Kills’ Char­ac­ter Poster Unveiled |  The Hol­ly­wood Reporter

Nick Arcade was a Tech­ni­cal Mar­vel | Joys­tiq

Inside the Cult of ‘Dr. Who’ + The Great­est Cult TV Shows of the Past 25 Years | EW

Behold the Stun­ning 5 Minute Inter­na­tional Trailer for CLOUD ATLAS | AICN

A Brief His­tory of How Ter­ri­ble Chick-Fil-A Is | UPROXX

The State of Com­puter Games…From 1984 | Rock, Paper, Shot­gun

Offi­cial Proof that Mod­ern Pop Music is Tool Loud & All Sounds the Same | Huff­in­g­ton Post

Bat­man and the Box Office — The Dark Knight Reigns | Hey U Guys

How Much Would it Cost to Become Iron Man? [Info­graphic] | Hey U Guys

Link­age from The League

*Alert* New Item Aboard the Cos­mic Ark: Tomy’s Din­gobt | Revenge From the Cos­mic Ark

Sher­man Hem­s­ley Dies at 74 | Redis­cover the 80s

Cat­woman Purrrs­day = Thoughts on Hathaway’s Cat­woman | Toyriffic

Cow­abunga! How the Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur­tles Killed My Child­hood | Top Hat Sasquatch

Light­ning Grem­lin | Toyriffic

Comic Review: TMNT Micro-Series: Casey Jones (IDW) | Pendragon’s Post

Hanna-Barbera’s World of Super Adven­ture | Calvin’s Cana­dian Cave of Cool

More stuff and things!