Who wants to see a zombie jerking off?

Don’t worry. I’m not going to judge you for click­ing this.

This “zerk off” scene is a teaser clip from Zom­bie Fam­ily , an upcom­ing horror/comedy web series from writer and direc­tor Joseph Weis­man. It looks kind of like The Walk­ing Dead meets Grow­ing Pains .  Or per­haps more accu­rately, Roseanne , because it reminds me of that one episode where Dar­lene catches DJ whack­ing off in the bathroom.

Here’s a fun ques­tion: what kind of porn do you think zom­bies get off to?

[Thanks Dread Cen­tral ]

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