Using your private parts as piranha bait and other ‘Dumb Ways to Die’
Cute little song called "Dumb Ways to Die" by Tangerine Kitty and animated video that shows adorable little creatures dying horrific deaths (but none of them include dressing up as Sasquatch to fake a Sasquatch sighting only to get run over by two cars and die.)...
The Pink Starburst Conspiracy Theory
This year I ever-so-carefully prioritized my stash of Halloween candy such that trick-or-treaters received candy in the order of my least to most favorite, leaving me with a plentiful supply of leftover Candy That I Actually Enjoy Eating. The downside of that...
Own any of these video games? You could be sitting on a lot of cash.
Remember that news story from a few weeks ago about a guy who discovered the incredibly rare Air Raid for Atari in a storage unit and went on to sell the game for over $30,000? (Shit like that just depresses the hell out of me.) Yeah, well you'll probably never be...
If/when I have kids, I will teach them ‘The ABCs of Death.’
Check this crazy shit out. The ABCs of Death is an upcoming horror movie from Drafthouse Films that consists of 26 shorts by 26 different directors depicting 26 horrific ways to die--that's one for every letter of the alphabet. Fun fact: "T" is for toilet!...
Gary Gulman crane-kicks my face with comedy.
It's official. Gary Gulman. I love him. Last night I was listening to The Karate Kid soundtrack on Spotify, or trying to, when one of the tracks from Gulman's latest album No Can Defend--which happened to include a bunch of Karate Kid jokes--popped into my stream...
What if Daniel lost the All Valley Tournament?
This week's "What if...?" assignment from The League might be the most self-indulgent, fanboyish one yet--because honestly, what do fanboys love more than sitting around imagining alternate realities for their most beloved fandoms? In case you haven't noticed...
I’m Going the ‘Distance’, I’m Going for Speed…
...I'm going to need more money. I just recently found out about this Kickstarter project for Distance, a futuristic "survival" racing game that's being made by friends of a friend...of a friend. Yeah. Something like that. You know what? The relationship is not...
These Nintendo Roombas can vacuum my floor anytime.
I've wanted a Roomba ever since I saw one of those YouTube videos of cats riding around on them, not to mention the fact that I'm lazy, but now I have a new, much cooler reason: httpv://vimeo.com/29073999 For SUPER iam8bit, a group art exhibition featuring over 100...
Pro Tips for Stupid Kids on ‘Legends of the Hidden Temple’
Tuesday night on Twitter, in between watching the election results roll in and shoveling popcorn into my face hole (well, technically it was Goldfish crackers) while watching Donald Trump's spectacular meltdown, this extremely important conversation took place...
8bit + 80s = ‘The Hit Squad’ Official Teaser
Back in April I wrote about The Hit Squad, an upcoming animated comedy film I helped crowdfund on Indiegogo. Created by The Super Pixel Brothers duo of Chris Blundell and Jordan Fuller, The Hit Squad will be the world's first feature-length 8bit film. Oh and did I...
2012 Election Night’s Biggest Losers (Besides Romney)
As observed from around the socialmediaverse: #5 - Donald Trump Dude totally had a Twitter meltdown. [tweet https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/266034630820507648] [tweet https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/266034957875544064] [tweet...
When the unnecessary aliens show up, you know it jumped the shark.
What has the power to ruin pop culture fandoms for me faster than you can say "midi-chlorians"? I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens. Here's a pro tip for pretty much anyone in charge of making creative decisions for movies and TV shows: STOP PUTTING ALIENS...
