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Please, for the love of God, bring ‘Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney’ to America!

In case you're wondering, that headline was directed at Capcom, on the off-chance they're monitoring social media mentions as a means to gauge ...
Mystery Solved: The Elusive Second Couch of ‘Full House’

Mystery Solved: The Elusive Second Couch of ‘Full House’

Okay. Full House. House full of people, right? You've got a family of six--Danny, Joey, Uncle Jesse, DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle--annoying ...
Game Over for ‘Nintendo Power’ Magazine

Game Over for ‘Nintendo Power’ Magazine

Sorry for the cheesy headline. I couldn't resist. After 24 years, Nintendo Power magazine is ending. Joystiq reports: Nintendo has chosen not ...
Through the Years: Ken’s Raging Metrosexuality

Through the Years: Ken’s Raging Metrosexuality

As a male fashion doll, Ken has always been quite the metrosexual, but these decade mugshots really emphasize his questionable sense of style ...
The Ultimate Saturday Morning Cartoon Lineup

The Ultimate Saturday Morning Cartoon Lineup

I didn't have to think too hard about this week's assignment from The League, which was to create our own ideal Saturday Morning Cartoon ...
Did ‘Breaking Bad’ just completely break bad?

Did ‘Breaking Bad’ just completely break bad?

Spoiler Alert Warning: if you're not completely caught up with Breaking Bad, you read this post at your own risk. Spoilers are ...
‘Dungeons & Dragons: A Documentary’ Rolls the Dice on Kickstarter

‘Dungeons & Dragons: A Documentary’ Rolls the Dice on Kickstarter

Earlier this week Westpaw Films announced Dungeons & Dragons: A Documentary, an upcoming film exploring the history of the fantasy ...

What does 23-year-old air freshener smell like?

This is going to be one of those posts where I have no choice but to embarrass myself a bit, as you're no doubt wondering why I'm even posting ...
Would you still love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles if they looked like this?

Would you still love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles if they looked like this?

Here's a look at one artist's drastically different, mildly frightening, take on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Poor Donatello looks ...
Watch out for Sea Bear & Grizzly Shark!

Watch out for Sea Bear & Grizzly Shark!

I stumbled upon this crazy comic book while hunting down images for my Top 10 Cartoon Sharks list yesterday. It's two years old, but I couldn't ...
Are your Etsy purchases supporting hipster sweatshops?

Are your Etsy purchases supporting hipster sweatshops?

Think twice before you buy your next handcrafted, vintage-look, beaded, artisan, beachgrass, crochet WHATEVER THE FUCK with birds on it from ...
My Top 10 Favorite Cartoon Sharks

My Top 10 Favorite Cartoon Sharks

SHARK BAIT, HOO HA HA! In honor of Shark Week, which, frankly, I'm a little surprised isn't a national holiday yet, I give you my Top 10 ...
YOU SHALL NOT PASS this ‘LEGO: The Lord of the Rings’ Trailer

YOU SHALL NOT PASS this ‘LEGO: The Lord of the Rings’ Trailer

As someone who loves both LEGO and video games, you'd think I'd be a huge fan of LEGO Star Wars, LEGO Batman, LEGO Indiana Jones, etc, but I'm ...
First Gameplay Trailer for ‘Cognition’

First Gameplay Trailer for ‘Cognition’

As the creator of Gray Matter and Gabriel Knight, two of my favorite adventure games of all time, I'll play anything that has Jane Jensen's ...
Movie Montage Monday: Baby Got Back

Movie Montage Monday: Baby Got Back

Today's montage isn't technically a montage, but who cares when it's this awesome? YouTuber DonDraperSaysWhat (what!?) put together this real ...

They chopped off his head with his own sword.

Even today, the Western Woods is a haunted place where today's links will not venture. Warner Bros. on Board with The CW's Take on Sleepy ...
It’s a good time for the great taste of…Footloose?

It’s a good time for the great taste of…Footloose?

Footloose came out in 1984. That same year, McDonald's came out with this commercial: httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFTlYHIPeJI The guy ...
‘The Wheel of Time’ is a fantasy series so epic, I need comic books to digest it.

‘The Wheel of Time’ is a fantasy series so epic, I need comic books to digest it.

The Wheel of Time, if you're not familiar with it, is a series of epic fantasy books by the late Robert Jordan that currently spans fourteen ...
Everyone has that one McDonald’s menu item they miss. This is mine.

Everyone has that one McDonald’s menu item they miss. This is mine.

"Go for the burger that goes all out for flavor--Cheddar Melt: our 1/4 lb. all-beef patty topped with the bold taste of grilled onions and real ...
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