ShezCrafti | A gamer, geek, and girl who doesn't get out much.

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It puts the ‘Lotion’ in the basket.

By shezcrafti | Nov 20, 2012 | 0 Comments | 1 min read

You know what the world needs? More songs...

My search for the perfect Christmas gift has ended.

By shezcrafti | Nov 20, 2012 | 4 Comments | 1 min read

True, it's the perfect Christmas gift to...

I’m in a good Dubmood today.

By shezcrafti | Nov 19, 2012 | 3 Comments | 1 min read

I know this is a lame update, but I had a...

One horseshoe to rule them all.

By shezcrafti | Nov 18, 2012 | 4 Comments | 1 min read

Because one does not simply walk into...

Using your private parts as piranha bait and other ‘Dumb Ways to Die’

By shezcrafti | Nov 17, 2012 | 3 Comments | 1 min read

Cute little song called "Dumb Ways to Die" by...

The Pink Starburst Conspiracy Theory

By shezcrafti | Nov 15, 2012 | 39 Comments | 3 min read

This year I ever-so-carefully prioritized my...

Pink Starbursts

Own any of these video games? You could be sitting on a lot of cash.

By shezcrafti | Nov 15, 2012 | 0 Comments | 2 min read

Remember that news story from a few weeks ago...

If/when I have kids, I will teach them ‘The ABCs of Death.’

By shezcrafti | Nov 14, 2012 | 8 Comments | 1 min read

Check this crazy shit out. The ABCs of Death...

Gary Gulman crane-kicks my face with comedy.

By shezcrafti | Nov 14, 2012 | 0 Comments | 2 min read

It's official. Gary Gulman. I love him. Last...

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