Stuff I’ve Written
21 Boring, Blue Things About Me
On one hand, I think I should be given a pat on the back for making such a glorious return to form after being absent from these weekly League ...
Mandatory Two Month Check-In
Sorry, this is going to be one of those "Has it really been X days/weeks/months since I last posted something?" kind of posts, which are the ...
I’m either too cool for Cult Film Club, or not cool enough.
Either way, I wasn't able to join my co-hosts Paxton Holley and Shawn Robare down in Jacksonville, FL today for a real-life meetup of the Cult ...
A bunch of awesome crap I’d buy from Hake’s if I wasn’t broke!
Back in March, my homies and I in The League went on a fantasy shopping spree to Hake's Americana and Collectibles where I racked up a bill for ...
The Power of this Creepy Candy Store Logo Compels Me
Just a word of warning, this post will contain a bunch of loosely associated memories with no real point to my sharing any of them, beyond just ...
Finding a place for Ouya in my crowded gaming life.
It's been almost a month since I've had my Ouya, the upstart open-source game console I backed on Kickstarter, and I've been wanting to share my ...
Pizza Gyoza: Not Just for Ninja Turtles
Regular readers should already know I'm a huge fan of Nickelodeon's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show (and Ninja Turtles in general), but ...
Now that I’ve beaten The Last of Us, what should I do with my life?
Am I proud of the fact I spent 20-some hours playing The Last of Us since last Friday night? No. Am I proud of the fact I consumed approximately ...
AEIOU & Sometimes Awesome Stuff in the Mail
Well, I guess that's one way to get me back in the swing of blogging... Send me cool surprise gifts in the mail and I'll have no choice but to ...
Why do toy makers think little girls are obsessed with poop?
That's my burning question for The League this week, which asks "why?" No, really, WHY? Profound, I know.
I was willing to let this whole ...
The “I’m Not Dead” Post
Jesus. Has it really been almost a month?
Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead, kidnapped, or locked in the trunk of Paxton Holley's ...
ShezCrafti on Nerd Lunch #82: Sitcoms of the 90s
Last week the crew from Nerd Lunch needed a last-minute fill-in spot for their show about 90s sitcoms, and I, having nothing better to do on any ...
My Sticker Book from the 1980s
My older sister and I didn't have much in common growing up, aside from having been pushed through the same vag and the few mortifying occasions ...
Buy some rad stickers, why don’t ya?
As usual, I fail when it comes to promoting Cult Film Club, being over a week late in announcing that we have TOTALLY RAD STICKER PACKS for ...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I Can Hug!
Rabid TMNT fangirlism + childhood memories + tax refund =buying all four of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cuddle Pillows (or "Pillow ...
First Impressions: Johnny Depp does NOT want you to like him.
This week The League is all about first impressions. Though I'm certain this won't be a popular choice, my mind immediately went to a movie that ...
Is it weird that I love old typewriters?
The first story I ever wrote was about a purple penguin named Flippy who was different from all the other penguins because he was purple, you ...
My Bedroom, circa 1990
I recently dug up this photo from one of my family's albums. Why on earth they had a picture of my bedroom on a random day in 1990, I don't ...
Reunited with one of my best buds. It’s a Kodak moment…
This past weekend I went spelunking for priceless childhood artifacts over at my parents' house and didn't come away disappointed. Between their ...
Remember to Stop and Blow Some (Ice Cream-Scented) Bubbles
Here's some totally unsolicited life advice from me to you:
Remember to stop and blow some bubbles every now and then.
By that I mean take ...
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