Stuff I’ve Written

Help Support ‘Turtle Power’ the TMNT Documentary
Hey, remember that amazing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles documentary project I told you about back in March? Well it's getting closer and closer ...

Who wants to see a zombie jerking off?
Don't worry. I'm not going to judge you for clicking this.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXv-xdPg9QU
This "zerk off" scene is a teaser ...

Sierra’s Hoyle Vol. 1 was one of my first computer games.
The other day I was reminiscing about my first computer, and I got to thinking about all the old software and games I used to have for ...

Dazzle Dancin: The Worst ’80s White People Dancing Video OF ALL TIME
Sometimes you find things on the internet that are so insanely cool. This is not one of those ...

Define “interesting.”
Oh God, Oh God, today's links are all gonna die?
Hey Browncoats, That Comic-Con FIREFLY Reunion Panel Will be Televised | The Mary ...

This Site Needs an Enema
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kXXJUddHQ
This is the official "please pardon my dust" notice for ShezCrafti.com.
Over the past couple of ...
Fail Horn: People Who Can’t Take Rape Jokes
You may have heard about this because it's all over the goddamn internet today, but here's the jist:
So, there's this woman who went to a ...

Antichamber: An “MC Escher-Like Mindfuck” Game
One of the games I'm most looking forward to this year is an abstract indie puzzler called Antichamber that Machinima calls "an MC ...

What’s Bobcat Goldthwait up to these days?
Doing awesome stand-up comedy specials, that's what.
I recently caught his new-ish Showtime special, You Don't Look the Same Either while ...

Please mister, let me go! My family will give you anything you want!
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else today's links get the hose again.
Anthony Hopkins Climbs Aboard The Ark for Darren Aronofsky's Noah | ...
‘Day One’ is the First Day of the End of Your Life
The latest point-and-click adventure by Pendulo Studios is a mature, satirical game (par for the course with this studio's titles) that centers ...
I’d Erase This Indiana Jones Movie from Pop Culture History
This week, the guys from the Nerd Lunch podcast imagine would it would be like to have a "pop culture eraser." What if you had the power to ...
Old School Gamers Reminisce on #oldgamers
Admit it—you either were or wanted to be this kid in the '80s:
That's why you'll be able to relate to these #oldgamers tweets, a hashtag ...
The New Tandy 2000: “Simply Incredible”
I stumbled upon this great vintage Radio Shack ad the other day for the Tandy 2000, which I wanted to share because it was the first computer my ...
I Can Has KickStarter? [Super Techno Kitten Adventure]
21st Street Games has launched a Kickstarter campaign in hopes of funding an upgraded PC version of its surreal iOS and Xbox Live Indie Games ...

Any of you boys want to shoot, now’s the time.
But this is what today's links do, who we are. Live for nothing, or die for something. Your call.
Rambo Video Game On the Way | ...
Movie Montage Monday: Clean It Up!
Ever notice how much fun cleaning looks when it's in a montage?
Revenge of the Nerds
This cleaning montage has it all: nerds, robots, water ...

In this Golden Girls Super Friends mashup, Superman is the slut.
"Picture it. Gotham City. 1986."
What happens when four superfriends retire and move to Miami to share a ranch style home? This is a pilot I'd ...

I lost my horse and my dignity in The Swamp of Sadness.
Fact: The Neverending Story is suicide-inducing depression fuel disguised as a children's movie.
Here is but an abridged overview of the ...
Blank dice can solve all your problems.
Every single day, I have the same exact discussion with my co-worker:
One of us: "What do you wanna do for lunch today?"
The other: "I ...
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