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trouble, Ms. O'Neil. I deliver a message: shut it.
Tons of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles related ...
TMNT Superfan Reviews the New Nickelodeon Turtles Action Figures
So, apparently some Toys'R'Us stores are already selling the new Nickelodeon series of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures, even though ...
Album Art Porn: Electric Punanny Mixtapes
Right, let's get this party started--and I mean that literally because after listening to these albums, you're going to want to party.
I give ...
‘Unstoppable Fist’ is Pixelated Mullets, Asskicking, and American Pie
Reason #227 why I should get an iPad:
Unstoppable Fist is an early '90s throwback iOS game with a 16-bit aesthetic where you endlessly ...
‘Game of Thrones’ Improved with Lightsabers
I'm of the opinion most epic sword battles can be improved by adding lightsabers.
Here's Jaime Lannister and Ned Stark from Game of Thrones ...
Come here, Lucky. I wanna whisper something to you.
Today's links need to get their ass a breath mint.
Tupac Hologram Creator: 'Holograms will never replace live performances' | NME
This time, ...
Moon Prism Power! New ‘Sailor Moon’ Anime Coming in 2013
Anime News Network is reporting that Sailor Moon will be returning as a new anime series next summer in 2013:
Publisher Kodansha and creator ...
‘Slender’ is as terrifying as everyone’s saying it is.
As it turns out, playing Slender right before you go to bed is not a good idea.
This free indie horror game by Mark J. Hadley, aka ...
What the hell is this weird, Dutch 80’s music video?
And more importantly, why can't I stop watching it?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-yskHbN6gs
I can't tell if I hate this or ...
On my love for Twink and other obscure toy piano music.
The first toy piano I ever had.
Telling people you're into toy piano music is a bit like telling them you're into The Elephant Show. It tends ...
These Romance Pants are for the ladies.
This has to be the greatest/creepiest Instructables project I've ever seen:
Romance Pants are a pair of pants that dims the room lighting and ...
I have always valued my lifelessness.
Today's links are only a machine. So they can not be sorry or happy, no matter what happens.
First One-Sheet for Sam Rami's Oz: The Great and ...
Step into the Neon-soaked Underground of 1980s Miami
I know awesome when I see it. And when I look at Hotline Miami I see awesome. It's a violent, 16-bit retro-arcade homage to 80s action movies ...
That Weird Time Michael Jackson Narrated ‘E.T. The Extra Terrestrial’
Michael Jackson and E.T. are two of the biggest pop culture icons of the 1980s, so it makes sense that this exists:
Little-known fact: the ...
Remember those little green guys from ‘Fraggle Rock’? They’re getting a new show.
If you ever watched Fraggle Rock as a kid, you should remember The Doozers--those cute little green guys who wear construction helmets and love ...
Fuck Yeah America!
One day, hundreds of years from now, when my generation of cynical, religionless assholes have given birth to whole new generations of cynical, ...
It’s like it’s supposed to be Bev!
So what if today's links can shoot good?
Stephen King's 'It' to be Adapated by Cary Fukunaga Into Two Films | Hollywood Reporter
Guys Who ...
11 Mildly Amusing Pie Charts About Video Games
Not gonna lie--this collection of video game pie charts is filler content. That's why it's only mildly amusing. Enjoy!
Maybe things ...
My Favorite Andy Griffith Tributes are from ‘Married With Children’
Andy Griffith passed away today. He was 86.
As a child of the 80's, The Andy Griffith Show was way before my time but its influence on my ...
Nickelodeon Shells Out New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Dark Horizons’ Game
In anticipation of the upcoming CGI reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Nickelodeon just released this turtley awesome Flash game (come on, ...
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