Stuff I’ve Written
Box Full of Awesome = Boxsome Nostalgia Packs!
When I heard my friend Tommy from Top Hat Sasquatch was starting up a business selling geeky nostalgia packs, I had a feeling it was going to be ...
5 Bastard Kids from the 80s I Want to Punch in the Face
Normally I have a very sweet disposition around children and can usually find a way to relate to them on some level, being an overgrown child of ...
There is Neither Magic Nor Wonder in Zoobilee Zoo. Discuss.
The 80s had no shortage of weird and uncomfortable children's shows featuring costumed performers, but this week's League topic was to write ...
Pia Zadora is a Little Bit of 80s Heaven
It was an odd set of circumstances that led to my discovering actress/singer Pia Zadora and her lost 1985 single, "Little Bit of Heaven," but ...
Reckless Love Keeps 80s Glam Metal Alive
With the American music industry being what it is, perhaps the only thing sadder than 80s hair metal falling out of fashion is that it's now up ...
Not for Trade/Sale: My Cat
Despite being overly attached to this comic box lid, he doesn't come with the Catwoman comics I have up for trade/sale. But if you throw in an ...
For Trade/Sale: My Catwoman Comics
This week The League is trading our unwanted stuff! I've got plenty of that around here, but I tried to pick something that I know you guys in ...
Best $3 I Ever Spent: Bicycle Zombie Playing Cards
When the zombie apocalypse happens--and it will--you're going to need a good set of playing cards to pass the time with other survivors.
I ...
Achievement Unlocked: I Met Legendary Game Designer Jane Jensen
Last Saturday I was among the privileged few invited to Pinkerton Road, the game studio and home of famed game designer and author Jane ...
All the crap I did while I wasn’t blogging.
So yeah, it's been a while since I've posted anything. Sixteen days, to be exact. The past few weeks have been a blur of work (of both the kind ...
I’m Never Gonna Say I’m Sorry for Loving Ace of Base
This week The League wants to know what our guilty pleasures are. Well friends (that is, if you still want to be friends after this) the time ...
The Walking Drunk and Disorderly Dead
I was on my way to the bank this morning when I saw this sign:
My first reaction was excitement, thinking the zombie apocalypse had ...
6 Inches of Vintage Turtle Power!
What does it say about me that on my recent fantasy shopping spree to Hakes Americana & Collectibles I only came away with $1639.00 worth of ...
21 Red-iculous, Random Things About Me
The color of the day is red, like Honey Boo Boo's neck. Or cats dressed like lobsters. Or the ex-Power Ranger who does gay porn now, and other ...
History, motherf*ckers! FDR: American Badass
It's not often something that's actually educational sneaks into my feed reader, and even less often when that something perfectly aligns with ...
Remembering the Top 5 Dirtiest Music Videos on The Box
Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage, back to the early 90s when a lesser-known music video channel known as The Box used to exist. With ...
10,000 Points to Everyone Who Recommended I Read ‘Ready Player One’
If I could pay you in valuable rare artifacts like Hayata's Beta Capsule or Fyndoro's Tablet of Finding, I would. At the very least I would send ...
Fantasy Shopping Spree at Hake’s Americana & Collectibles
I want money, lots and lots of money, so I can buy all this cool stuff at Hake's!
This week's assignment from The League was to pretend money ...
Hola? Is it Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos you’re looking for?
You don't have to tell me how sad it is that I'm excited about Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos. I already know.
But combining this excitement ...
Nicky & Alex voted most likely to be kicked out of Full House.
In last month's poll, I asked you guys who should be kicked out of Full House. Personally, I threw in a vote for Joey, because what does Joey ...
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