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Reblogging because 90s!
You're still running Windows 95, right? Someone over at College Humor--presumably named Douglas Engelbert--has ...
Oscars Mixtape: Best Original Songs of the 1980s
With the 85th Annual Academy Awards having come and gone, this week's League topic was an Oscar-worthy one. But the thing is, I don't really ...
River Phoenix and other actors I had a huge crush on in the 80s!
Over at Cult Film Club, things are getting personal (and a little weird) as I relive the days I spent in my bedroom daydreaming about hot young ...
Huge Thank You to Shawn Robare for this Epic Care Package!
When my buddy Shawn from Branded in the 80s told me he was sending a couple of TMNT comic books my way, that's all I expected--a couple of TMNT ...
My official reaction to the Megan Fox = April O’Neil news.
From Variety:
After pushing production to do more work on the script, Paramount's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" reboot looks back on track as ...
100 Romantic Couples from Video Games
Note to readers: re-publishing this list from last year! :)
It's Valentine's Day! And what more could you want than YET ANOTHER list about ...
Speaking of TMNT watches…
Not to keep turning this blog into "Hey! Look at my Ninja Turtles stuff!" but I thought some of you might want a closer look at the sweet Nick ...
Keebler makes cinnamon roll cookies now!?
Who's responsible around here? Why wasn't I told? The most important development of my cookie-consuming life since Cookie Crisp cereal and I ...
Bare Ass Optional: Discussing 1982’s ‘The Beastmaster’
Today over at Cult Film Club we're discussing one of my personal favorite movies, The Beastmaster! Released back in 1982 (the golden year for ...
What’s this? A TMNT Valentine Watch!?
It was love at first sight, you guys.
There I was at my local Walmart doing some underwear shopping (TMI, I know) when I spotted this thing. ...
This one goes out to someone who’s never seen The Goonies.
Last week I was emailed by a friend who admitted to never having seen The Goonies, which I have preserved in a screenshot because I'm still ...
Ninja Turtle-izing my iPhone 5
So, I just got a shiny new iPhone 5 (I know, I never thought it would come to this, either) and it was looking rather naked, so my immediate ...
According to your votes, Andy is the most worthless Goonie.
Welcome to February, the month you don't care about unless you're black, in a relationship, or live in New Orleans. (February can fuck off as ...
You’ll wish ‘Space Stallions’ was a real Saturday morning cartoon, too.
Here's something super cool I've been meaning to share for a while that any lover of Saturday morning cartoons and 80's pop culture can ...
Something that pisses me the Freak off.
One of the greatest comedy specials I ever saw was John Leguizamo's Freak, which originally aired on HBO back in 1998. Part stand-up comedy, ...
The most ridiculous(ly awesome) pirate songs I know.
My first impulse after seeing this week's League assignment was "pirates" was to make a list of my Top 5 Favorite Pirates, but then I remembered ...
DJ Soul Presents the Fila x TMNT Mixtape
Here's what I'm jamming on today at work:
Inspired by the sneaker collaboration between Fila and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, [DJ Soul] teamed ...
You are now entering The Busey Zone.
I learned three important facts about Gary Busey (a.k.a The Poor Man's Nick Nolte) today:
1. Gary Busey is still bat-shit crazy.
2. Gary ...
My favorite spaceman is the one who gave us MTV.
This week's League assignment was yet another single-word prompt: "spacemen."
I'm late with my response this week (because Ni No Kuni happened) ...
I’m possibly the only person who remembered it’s Ya Kid K’s birthday today.
Happy Birthday, Ya Kid K! Almost 25 years later, you are still pumpin' up my jam.
I have to admit, I thought you were a dude when I first saw ...
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