Stuff I’ve Written

Because I’ve been a good girl this year…
...also because Target was having a sale.
I finally pulled the trigger on the 3DS. I've only been lusting after it for the entirety of 2012, ...

I Back to the Future-Proofed My Christmas Tree
I didn't realize there was a startling lack of Back to the Future representation on my Christmas tree until I received this DeLorean ornament ...

‘Robot Unicorn Attack’ Now in 8-Bit!
I didn't think it was possible to improve upon the perfection that is Robot Unicorn Attack, Cartoon Network's famous free game that combines two ...

‘The Hobbit’ reviews are in! Aaaaand they’re terrible.
Well, the reviews have started to roll in and so far it's looking like The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is an unexpected disappointment, not ...

My dream job is to do nothing.
This week's assignment from The League was an interesting one:
If money was not a concern and you could choose any career path, what would be ...

The Chinese Takeout Meal Wheel, Or Why My Twitter Friends Are Awesome
It started as an innocent, totally not serious tweet:
[tweet https://twitter.com/shezcrafti/status/278678761803751424]
See, there's this ...

Pop Art Pop Tart: Moving LEGO Nyan Cat
Well this is certainly the most internet-y of internet-iest things I've seen today. An animated, moving LEGO sculpture of perennial favorite ...

Merry Geekmas! Come get your presents!
Yeah, you heard me. Presents!
Thanksgiving may be over, but I'm feeling especially thankful right now, in this moment. In the span of a ...

The Modern ‘Streets of Rage’ Game We’ll (Probably) Never Get
This surfaced on YouTube today, and as a huge fan of the original Streets of Rage games (especially the music) for Sega Genesis, my 90's ...

5 Awesome Free Ninja Games in Honor of Ninja Day
Happy Ninja Day! If I were a real ninja you'd be dead before you finished reading this sentence, but alas, I am not, so I have to settle for ...

ShezCrafti on Nerd Lunch Podcast #64 – Ninja Day!
I'm honored to have been a guest on the always awesome Nerd Lunch Podcast, especially for Episode #64 where we observed and celebrated that ...

The Cult Film Club is here to rescue you from boring movies.
The cat's sort of already out of the bag about this, but a few posts ago I hinted at my involvement in a new podcast project, and now I can ...

Poll: What’s the most awesomely bad TV Christmas Special (besides Star Wars)?
It's a well-established fact that the Star Wars Holiday Special is the worst TV Christmas special of all time, so I didn't bother including it ...

This insane Dubstep + Christmas Lights display is not recommended for people with epilepsy.
The Cadger family's Christmas lights display should come with one of those seizure warnings that precede video games. But since it does not, ...

The Most Powerful Christmas Sweater in the Universe!
Who among you has the balls to wear this bad boy to the office Christmas party?
In a feat of ironic fashion design strength I didn't ...

67% of you are okay with this whole Disney/Star Wars thing.
The poll results from November are in!
I wasn't at all surprised to see the majority of you guys are on the Disney Star Wars bandwagon, the ...

Album Art Porn: DJ Fresh – Kryptonite
I seem to be overly infatuated with skulls lately, as this is now the second time one is making an appearance in Album Art Porn, and I'm also ...

Awesome Animated Evolution of Nintendo Hardware
Saw this over on Kotaku today and thought and it's so awesome I couldn't resist re-posting. It was created by graphic designer Anthony Veloso, ...

Rejected Comics #1 – Superman is a dick.
This one goes out to Kal.
P.S. This might be the start of a new recurring feature. We'll see.
P.S.S. I love that I got to tag this ...

Did you own a Vectrex in the 80s? Me either, but now you can on iPad.
Retro gaming fans rejoice, for now you can rediscover Vectrex, the failed, extremely short-lived game console from 1982 on your iPad. The ...
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