Stuff I’ve Written
The Legend of Zelda + Skrillex = Skrillexquest
Jason Oda, the same guy who designed the AWESOME AS BALLS Perfect Strangers game I've posted about here and here, is back with an even more ...
The day I discovered Ninja Sex Party.
Sometimes the fabric of the universe shifts and folds in such a way that serendipity bestows its wonders upon us, and mere coincidences become ...
Look at all the amazing dreams Balki helps make true!
It's been a while since I checked in with Balki Bartokomous and asked him to help me make one of my dreams come true, but after wrapping up my ...
VCR Repair and other terrible careers Sally Struthers peddled in the 90s.
It's amazing the nostalgia that random Twitter conversations about Beverly Hills: 90210 has-beens can trigger. Learning that Brenda--or "Bren," ...
Finally, a Game for People Who Want More Cowbell
I mean really, who doesn't want more cowbell? Oh, look, NOBODY.
Coming next month to iPhones and iPads everywhere, Cowbell Hero is the mobile ...
Three of the Coolest LEGO Creations I’ve Seen Lately
Ordinarily I'm no LEGO Maniac, but between LEGO Lord of the Rings and the news that we'll be getting LEGO Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sets next ...
Black Friday “Almost” Impulse Buys
As I was saying in my last post, yesterday I was dragged out into the Black Friday madness by my sister. Shopping definitely qualifies as one of ...
Chuck This Out! Ultimate Turtles Fan Book
I didn't really make a deliberate effort to go out shopping on Black Friday, but was dragged out of my cave by my older sister and sometime in ...
Animated 8-Bit Pixel Art Celebrates the History of Music
So there's this awesome guy named Josh who has this awesome Tumblr, Music History in GIFs, filled with his awesome animated pixel art that ...
TMNT: my only reason for watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year.
My yearly tradition of getting wasted the night before Thanksgiving means I'm never up early enough to catch the entirety of the Macy's ...
Album Art Porn: Greenskeepers – Live Like You Wanna Live
To piggyback off my last post in which I discovered a Chicago-based band--very possibly one of my new favorites--called Greenskeepers, I went ...
It puts the ‘Lotion’ in the basket.
You know what the world needs? More songs inspired by Silence of the Lambs.
I am currently rocking out to one called "Lotion" by ...
My search for the perfect Christmas gift has ended.
True, it's the perfect Christmas gift to myself, but still...
Those cunning bastards at ThinkGeek have done it again. I don't think $40 is too ...
I’m in a good Dubmood today.
I know this is a lame update, but I had a good day. So good, in fact, I've had zero time to even think about coming up with something better to ...
One horseshoe to rule them all.
Because one does not simply walk into Mare-dor, here's Lord of the Rings re-enacted by ...
Using your private parts as piranha bait and other ‘Dumb Ways to Die’
Cute little song called "Dumb Ways to Die" by Tangerine Kitty and animated video that shows adorable little creatures dying horrific deaths (but ...
The Pink Starburst Conspiracy Theory
This year I ever-so-carefully prioritized my stash of Halloween candy such that trick-or-treaters received candy in the order of my least to ...
Own any of these video games? You could be sitting on a lot of cash.
Remember that news story from a few weeks ago about a guy who discovered the incredibly rare Air Raid for Atari in a storage unit and went on to ...
If/when I have kids, I will teach them ‘The ABCs of Death.’
Check this crazy shit out.
The ABCs of Death is an upcoming horror movie from Drafthouse Films that consists of 26 shorts by 26 different ...
Gary Gulman crane-kicks my face with comedy.
It's official. Gary Gulman. I love him.
Last night I was listening to The Karate Kid soundtrack on Spotify, or trying to, when one of the ...
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