iPad with Wings

To the delight of Mac geeks and fan­boys every­where,  Apple unveiled its hotly antic­i­pated tablet today.  Its unfor­tu­nate name? The iPad.

Almost imme­di­ately, the Twit­ter­verse was rife with men­strual humor.  Here are a few of my favorite jabs:

@ThirtyTwoTwelve:  #iTa­m­pon there’s an app for twat.

@matthewathome:  Will Apple release a (Red) edi­tion of the iPad once a month? #iTampon

@Nickdstm:  #iTa­m­pon for only $499, no strings attached!

@stoogyruby:   iPads are for 8th graders. I’m wait­ing for the iTa­m­pon, because I pre­fer to do all my inter­net­ing from inside my vagina.

And of course, because we’re all just a bunch of imma­ture ass­holes, #iTa­m­pon became a top trend­ing topic.

Update:  It was inevitable.