I’m either too cool for Cult Film Club, or not cool enough.

Either way, I wasn’t able to join my co-hosts Paxton Holley and Shawn Robare down in Jacksonville, FL today for a real-life meetup of the Cult Film Club. That makes me sad-faced, and not only because Shawn tells me I missed out on delicious barbecue and Mountain Dew cupcakes topped with crushed Doritos. Seriously, I’m not making that up.

But I was there in spirit, and even made it into a group photo. Sort of.

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Maybe it’s for the best. All three of us in the same room could be dangerous.

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