Give me one more chance, Lord Skeletor, and we will succeed.

Today’s links are not in a giv­ing vein this day.

Will the MOTU Reboot Have the Power to Make He-Man Cool Again? | The Mary Sue

Inter­net Archive Offers Up Hun­dreds of Free Movies as Tor­rents | Giz­modo

I Have Good News and Bad News about 48fps Hob­bit | Top­less Robot

Fist­ful of Rupees — A Leg­end of Zelda West­ern! | Top­less Robot

When You Cross ADVENTURE TIME With Smash Bros. You Get Awe­some | Kotaku

5 Things You Need to Know About AMERICAN HORROR STORY: ASYLUM | Dread Cen­tral

Kevin East­man Goes Solo with TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ANNUAL 2012 | CBR

Piracy is a fact of life, so why not just have fun with it? | IndieGames.com

Haunted Papa Smurf Cus­tom Fig­ure! | Scary Crayon

All You Know About Ninja is Prob­a­bly “Wrong” | Kotaku

Link­age from The League

What I Learned About FBDO | Flash­lights Are Some­thing To Eat

Say ‘Allo! to This Plush Labyrinth Worm | Green Plas­tic Squirt Gun

I stand up to Stephen King’s THE STAND: UNCUT ADDITION | Cav­al­cade of Awe­some

Mail­box Invaders: TRON Fig­ure | AEIOU And Some­times Why

Black Dyna­mite is the Best Car­toon You Aren’t Cur­rently Watch­ing |  DOUBLEDUMBASSONYOU

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