My official reaction to the Megan Fox = April O’Neil news.

From Variety:

After pushing production to do more work on the script, Paramount’s “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” reboot looks back on track as the studio has tapped Megan Fox to star as April O’Neil.

Enjoy the show.

Also:

In what is possibly the BEST COMMENT EVER on this blog, Shawn Robare humbly suggests, “Maybe they hired her simply as the molding model for the Turtles hands, they’re going to mold her toethumbs and use them to make more accurate fingers for the Turtles.”

Look what you made me do, Shawn.

Toe Thumb vs. Turtle Thumb

 

 

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