Reason #227 why I should get an iPad:
Unstoppable Fist is an early ‘90s throwback iOS game with a 16-bit aesthetic where you endlessly punch the living shit out of things with your gigantic, ham-sized fists. Like chickens. And its set to music that makes me homesick for Streets of Rage .
Stop whatever it is you’re doing and take 49 seconds to watch this indescribably rad trailer:
You gotta love the action hero. Dude dresses like Miami Vice and has a long blond mullet Dog the Bounty Hunter would be jealous of. According to the game trailer, he (awesomely) arrives to Earth in a comet—but he lands in a trailer park? I’d be pissed off too.
Good thing there’s an endless supply of zombie piranhas to punch in the face.
I don’t even care that the reviews for this game aren’t that great. I would totally spend 99 cents just to be this guy for a few minutes.
[Thanks Touch Arcade !]