‘Unstoppable Fist’ is Pixelated Mullets, Asskicking, and American Pie

Rea­son #227  why I should get an iPad:

Unstop­pable Fist is an early ‘90s throw­back iOS game with a 16-bit aes­thetic where you end­lessly punch the liv­ing shit out of things with your gigan­tic, ham-sized fists. Like chick­ens. And its set to music that makes me home­sick for Streets of Rage .

Stop what­ever it is you’re doing and take 49 sec­onds to watch this inde­scrib­ably rad trailer:

You gotta love the action hero. Dude dresses like Miami Vice and has a long blond mul­let Dog the Bounty Hunter would be jeal­ous of. Accord­ing to the game trailer, he (awe­somely) arrives to Earth in a comet—but he lands in a trailer park? I’d be pissed off too.

Good thing there’s an end­less sup­ply of zom­bie pira­nhas to punch in the face.

I don’t even care that the reviews for this game aren’t that great. I would totally spend 99 cents just to be this guy for a few min­utes.

[Thanks Touch Arcade !]

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