What is Rap? These White Kids of the Eighties Don’t Have a Clue

The clip below is from an eighties Canadian television show called Switchback, hosted by the trying-oh-so-hard-to-be cool Stu Jeffries, who says of these wack, rythmless white kids in a rather bewildered manner: “That is rapping! Usually there’s a story involved or something, and it’s a whole lot of fun!” Okay, Stu.

The video is a must-watch to see white kids rapping even more terribly than they dress:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPtcE49360U

I’m pretty sure you’re looking at the exact target audience Post had in mind when they made this Fruity Pebbles rap commercial.

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