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Using your private parts as piranha bait and other ‘Dumb Ways to Die’

Using your private parts as piranha bait and other ‘Dumb Ways to Die’

by shezcrafti | Nov 17, 2012 | Stuff I Watch, What I'm Listening To | 3 comments

Cute little song called “Dumb Ways to Die” by Tangerine Kitty and animated video that shows adorable little creatures dying horrific deaths (but none of them include dressing up as Sasquatch to fake a Sasquatch sighting only to get run over by two cars and...
The Pink Starburst Conspiracy Theory

The Pink Starburst Conspiracy Theory

by shezcrafti | Nov 15, 2012 | 4 the Lulz, Om Nom Nom! | 39 comments

This year I ever-so-carefully prioritized my stash of Halloween candy such that trick-or-treaters received candy in the order of my least to most favorite, leaving me with a plentiful supply of leftover Candy That I Actually Enjoy Eating. The downside of that...
Own any of these video games? You could be sitting on a lot of cash.

Own any of these video games? You could be sitting on a lot of cash.

by shezcrafti | Nov 15, 2012 | Gaming | 0 comments

Remember that news story from a few weeks ago about a guy who discovered the incredibly rare Air Raid for Atari in a storage unit and went on to sell the game for over $30,000? (Shit like that just depresses the hell out of me.) Yeah, well you’ll probably never...
If/when I have kids, I will teach them ‘The ABCs of Death.’

If/when I have kids, I will teach them ‘The ABCs of Death.’

by shezcrafti | Nov 14, 2012 | Stuff I Watch, The Horror! | 8 comments

Check this crazy shit out. The ABCs of Death is an upcoming horror movie from Drafthouse Films that consists of 26 shorts by 26 different directors depicting 26 horrific ways to die–that’s one for every letter of the alphabet. Fun fact: “T” is...

Gary Gulman crane-kicks my face with comedy.

by shezcrafti | Nov 14, 2012 | 4 the Lulz | 0 comments

It’s official. Gary Gulman. I love him. Last night I was listening to The Karate Kid soundtrack on Spotify, or trying to, when one of the tracks from Gulman’s latest album No Can Defend–which happened to include a bunch of Karate Kid...
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