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What’s with the all the Halloween stuff around here?

What’s with the all the Halloween stuff around here?

by shezcrafti | Sep 7, 2012 | Shezcrafti Updates, The Horror! | 5 comments

You may have noticed that I’ve given this site a not-so-subtle temporary Halloween makeover. I know it’s still early September, but I’m one of those over-enthusiastic weirdos who decorates early for Halloween and doesn’t take anything down...

Would you rather be killed by zombies or robots?

by shezcrafti | Aug 3, 2012 | General Geekdom, The Horror! | 6 comments

Personally, I think I would prefer death by robot; to be eliminated in a swift, efficient manner with the cold, unfeeling precision that only a machine could deliver. You know, as opposed to having entrails ripped from my body like handfuls of spaghetti while...
5 Creepy Robots I’m Irrationally Terrified Of

5 Creepy Robots I’m Irrationally Terrified Of

by shezcrafti | Jul 26, 2012 | Tech, The Horror! | 4 comments

Greetings from the Uncanny Valley! I’m embracing my inner technophobia today with this collection of real and fictional robots that, for one reason or another, creep me the hell out. Is my fear of these machines truly irrational, or am I just smart for...
What I’m Playing Today: ‘Anna’

What I’m Playing Today: ‘Anna’

by shezcrafti | Jul 21, 2012 | Gaming, The Horror! | 0 comments

It’s a dreary, drizzly Saturday afternoon. Perfect for settling in with a cup of tea and a new horror game. Anna is a point-and-click adventure/horror indie game from Dreampainters studio that was recently released for PC via Desura, and will soon be coming to...
Friday Lulz: The ‘Jason Voorhees is Lame’ Edition

Friday Lulz: The ‘Jason Voorhees is Lame’ Edition

by shezcrafti | Jul 13, 2012 | 4 the Lulz, The Horror! | 1 comment

I’m sure I’ll get a lot of flack for this, but of all the ’80s movie serial killers, I’ve always thought Jason Voorhees was the most lame. His backstory is weak (honestly, what’s so scary about hydrocephalus?) and he’s rather slow...
Who wants to see a zombie jerking off?

Who wants to see a zombie jerking off?

by shezcrafti | Jul 12, 2012 | 4 the Lulz, The Horror! | 0 comments

Don’t worry. I’m not going to judge you for clicking this. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXv-xdPg9QU This “zerk off” scene is a teaser clip from Zombie Family, an upcoming horror/comedy web series from writer and director Joseph Weisman. It...
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