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The most ridiculous(ly awesome) pirate songs I know.

The most ridiculous(ly awesome) pirate songs I know.

by shezcrafti | Jan 29, 2013 | 4 the Lulz, What I'm Listening To | 21 comments

My first impulse after seeing this week’s League assignment was “pirates” was to make a list of my Top 5 Favorite Pirates, but then I remembered I kinda already did that. It’s not the most meaty or well thought-out of posts, but then again I...
You are now entering The Busey Zone.

You are now entering The Busey Zone.

by shezcrafti | Jan 27, 2013 | 4 the Lulz, Stuff I Watch | 6 comments

I learned three important facts about Gary Busey (a.k.a The Poor Man’s Nick Nolte) today: 1. Gary Busey is still bat-shit crazy. 2. Gary Busey has a YouTube channel called “The Busey Zone.” 3. Gary Busey wants to fuck an inner tube. If you only watch...
How did I know the Ravens were going to the Super Bowl?

How did I know the Ravens were going to the Super Bowl?

by shezcrafti | Jan 20, 2013 | 4 the Lulz | 1 comment

Because I also saw Justin Bieber’s ass today. Nothing good ever happens around here without being tainted by something awful. And now comes the part where I feel a sick sense of satisfaction from having made you look at it, too, AND for the taint...
Patrick Bateman wants to show you his Pokemon.

Patrick Bateman wants to show you his Pokemon.

by shezcrafti | Jan 12, 2013 | 4 the Lulz, Stuff I Watch | 0 comments

If you listened to the latest episode of the Cult Film Club podcast, you know I’m a huge American Psycho fan and ranked it #1 on my list of favorite cult films of all time. And just from a casual look around this blog, you know I love all things Nintendo. So I...
Miss Bliss, we need to have a serious talk about your best friend’s wardrobe.

Miss Bliss, we need to have a serious talk about your best friend’s wardrobe.

by shezcrafti | Jan 5, 2013 | 4 the Lulz, Stuff I Watch | 6 comments

Ah, good old Tina Paladrino: Teacher. Sidekick. Fashion victim. Even back in 1988, I have no idea where you would have been able to buy outfits as tacky as hers. They’re even tacky for Saved by the Bell, perhaps only a slight improvement over Nikki, who was kind...
There should be ‘Glamour Shots’ for 80s music videos.

There should be ‘Glamour Shots’ for 80s music videos.

by shezcrafti | Jan 4, 2013 | 4 the Lulz, The Time Warp | 5 comments

There. That’s a free business idea I’m selflessly bestowing upon the world. Mainly because I wish it were an actual thing. You remember Glamour Shots, right? Think Deb from Napoleon Dynamite. Your local mall probably had a Glamour Shots at some point or...
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