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This is one of the stupidest catalog products I’ve ever seen.

This is one of the stupidest catalog products I’ve ever seen.

by shezcrafti | Sep 6, 2012 | 4 the Lulz, Shopping Adventures | 2 comments

Little-known fact about ShezCrafti: I have a secret love for browsing shitty catalogs–the cheaper and more crap-filled, the better! Harriet Carter, Carol Wright Gifts, Walter Drake, As Seen on TV, etc.–there is no finer bathroom reading in all the land. I...
I never realized how perverted the 80s TMNT cartoon was.

I never realized how perverted the 80s TMNT cartoon was.

by shezcrafti | Aug 23, 2012 | 4 the Lulz, Stuff I Watch | 7 comments

A user over at the Technodrome Forums posted a link to these hilarious screencaps from the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon that, when viewed out of context, look pretty obscene and NSFW. Either that or I’m just a sick bastard who’s spent too much...
Are your Etsy purchases supporting hipster sweatshops?

Are your Etsy purchases supporting hipster sweatshops?

by shezcrafti | Aug 16, 2012 | 4 the Lulz, Art & Design | 1 comment

Think twice before you buy your next handcrafted, vintage-look, beaded, artisan, beachgrass, crochet WHATEVER THE FUCK with birds on it from Etsy. You could be supporting sw-etsy shops full of overworked, underpaid manic pixie dream girls surrounded by glitter and...
Friday Lulz: The ‘Samuel L. Barkson’ Edition

Friday Lulz: The ‘Samuel L. Barkson’ Edition

by shezcrafti | Jul 27, 2012 | 4 the Lulz | 0 comments

Can you imagine what it would be like for Samuel L. Jackson to be your dog? BARK MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? Them Mutha Fucka’s is tasty! Samuel L. Jackson always wins at Guess Who. But you’ll always win at Magic when you lay this down. I want to frame...
Wait, is this a real video from the ’90s? It can’t be cuz this shit is in 1080!

Wait, is this a real video from the ’90s? It can’t be cuz this shit is in 1080!

by shezcrafti | Jul 21, 2012 | 4 the Lulz, The Time Warp | 1 comment

If you grew up in the early 90s, you need to watch this. Now. Some awesome guy on YouTube “took the damn Delorian, turned on the fuckin’ flux capacitor, and traveled back in time to 1991.” Watch this hilarious clip as he walks you through a bedroom...
Some spoiler-free Batman humor while you anticipate TDKR.

Some spoiler-free Batman humor while you anticipate TDKR.

by shezcrafti | Jul 19, 2012 | 4 the Lulz | 4 comments

Unless you’re one of those lucky bastards who got to see it early, most of us are just dicking around on the internet and staring at the clock today as we count down the hours and minutes until The Dark Knight Rises, which opens tonight at midnight. My official...
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