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This one goes out to someone who’s never seen The Goonies.

This one goes out to someone who’s never seen The Goonies.

by shezcrafti | Feb 11, 2013 | Stuff I Watch, The Time Warp | 29 comments

Last week I was emailed by a friend who admitted to never having seen The Goonies, which I have preserved in a screenshot because I’m still having a hard time believing it’s true: My immediate reaction: Now bear in mind, this person (who shall go nameless)...
According to your votes, Andy is the most worthless Goonie.

According to your votes, Andy is the most worthless Goonie.

by shezcrafti | Feb 1, 2013 | Stuff I Watch | 11 comments

Welcome to February, the month you don’t care about unless you’re black, in a relationship, or live in New Orleans. (February can fuck off as far as I’m concerned, but GO RAVENS!) Since we’re in a new month, I’ve officially closed my...
You’ll wish ‘Space Stallions’ was a real Saturday morning cartoon, too.

You’ll wish ‘Space Stallions’ was a real Saturday morning cartoon, too.

by shezcrafti | Jan 31, 2013 | Stuff I Watch, What I'm Listening To | 25 comments

Here’s something super cool I’ve been meaning to share for a while that any lover of Saturday morning cartoons and 80’s pop culture can appreciate: Space Stallions! As darkness is covering the multiverse, far away in the galaxy of the wild stallion,...
Something that pisses me the Freak off.

Something that pisses me the Freak off.

by shezcrafti | Jan 30, 2013 | Stuff I Watch | 13 comments

One of the greatest comedy specials I ever saw was John Leguizamo’s Freak, which originally aired on HBO back in 1998. Part stand-up comedy, part autobiography, Leguizamo is brilliant as he recounts and reenacts all the character-building, intimate details of...
You are now entering The Busey Zone.

You are now entering The Busey Zone.

by shezcrafti | Jan 27, 2013 | 4 the Lulz, Stuff I Watch | 6 comments

I learned three important facts about Gary Busey (a.k.a The Poor Man’s Nick Nolte) today: 1. Gary Busey is still bat-shit crazy. 2. Gary Busey has a YouTube channel called “The Busey Zone.” 3. Gary Busey wants to fuck an inner tube. If you only watch...
My favorite spaceman is the one who gave us MTV.

My favorite spaceman is the one who gave us MTV.

by shezcrafti | Jan 27, 2013 | Stuff I Watch, The Time Warp | 16 comments

This week’s League assignment was yet another single-word prompt: “spacemen.” I’m late with my response this week (because Ni No Kuni happened) and a lot of my fellow Leaguers have already beaten me to some great topics, like E.T. and Astronaut...
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